I'd like to appeal to the international community to free the American people of their idiot savant George W. Bush.

For the sake of the American people, their rich culture, their vivid imagination, their glorious past and bright future, we are forced to stand united and liberate their country from the oppressive moralizing religious zelots that try to lead it into perdition.

For the American people, let's bomb America and free this beautiful country from conservative bigotry. Free at last, free at last !

So help us God.

Amen.

Burp.