as were on the theme of polls

sarah michelle gellar
sherylynn fenn
liz hurley
heather graham
juliane moore
gemma hayes
salma hayek
juliette lewis
gaby yorath
uma thurman
patricia arquette
nicole kidman
catherine keener
kylie minogue
mira sovino

why,you still knew who they were didnt you?asshole..............

go ahead then,if you are so clever,fill in his spelling mistakes? youre probably such a halfwit.............

> go ahead then,if you are so clever,fill in his spelling mistakes? youre
> probably such a halfwit.............

probably? surely you give this guy too much credit.

Gary Day
Josh Hartnett
Chris from Coldplay
Johnny Depp
Matthew McConaughey
Morrissey
Marcus Schekenberg
Eric McCormack

........and about more than half of the men that Samantha from Sex and the City, sleeps with.

indeed you are right.hmmmmmm is a person who should be first in the firing line in iraq.........

sarah michelle gellar
liz hurley
juliane moore
nicole kidman
kylie minogue
geri halliwell
catherine zeta-jones
alicia witt
angie harmon
jenna jameson
brittany daniel
anna kournikova
shakira
britney spears
kirsten dunst

> as were on the theme of polls

> sarah michelle gellar
> sherylynn fenn
> liz hurley
> heather graham
> juliane moore
> gemma hayes
> salma hayek
> juliette lewis
> gaby yorath
> uma thurman
> patricia arquette
> nicole kidman
> catherine keener
> kylie minogue
> mira sovino

Somebody here reads a lot of People magazine

> as were on the theme of polls

> sarah michelle gellar
> sherylynn fenn
> liz hurley
> heather graham
> juliane moore
> gemma hayes
> salma hayek
> juliette lewis
> gaby yorath
> uma thurman
> patricia arquette
> nicole kidman
> catherine keener
> kylie minogue
> mira sovino

Michael Jackson (imagine & you could get from this)
Cameron Diaz
Myleene Klass
that Brazilian model, I forget her name
Shannon Doherty (a few years ago, not now tho)
Izzy from Hollyoaks
the one in Hollyoaks who's going out with Dan
Becky from Hollyoaks
Beyonce from Destiny's Child
Halle Berry (mis-spelt I know)
the woman from the band, "The Kills"
Gabby Logan (formerly Gabby Yorath)

michael easton
morisey
elton john
george michael
liberachi
george bush
thorston kaye
howard stern
boy george
rupaul
and she is a girl.

> geri halliwell

'orrible!

> jenna jameson

imagine all the diseases you'd catch!

> shakira

superb choice!

I don't know she (or he?) is. I've just got in from watching Wrexham DESTROY Rushden and Diamonds 3-0. Andy Morrell! As you can see, I'm not very cultured.

you're welcome

shakira > superb choice!

ugh. not only is she goofy looking (that orangey blonde hair is horrendous), but she has the worst voice of any female singer i've ever heard, including britney spears. can't wait till shakira goes away.

here is is:




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aaah, thankyou Ms Mindy

15? What am I, a whore? lol I'm sure I can come up with a few though. Hmm...let's see:

MORRISSEY
Jack Black (i don't even want to hear a bad word about my JB!)
Jude Law
Chris Martin (Coldplay)
Gavin Rossdale

Um...that's about all I can think of right now.

margaret thatcher
the queen
margaret thatcher
the queen
carol vorderman
carol smilliie
leslie ash
vanessa feltz
esther rantzen
anna friel ( that one's genuine)
winona
winona
winona
winona
and............ winona. ( the only woman I would lie down in the middle of the road for). I'm quite articulate, but her beauty leaves me speechless.
goodnight and thank you

> winona
> and............ winona. ( the only woman I would lie down in the middle of
> the road for). I'm quite articulate, but her beauty leaves me speechless.
> goodnight and thank you

Just don't leave any valuable articles lying around. They're bound to disappear.

Trent Reznor
Winona Ryder
Morrissey (when he was younger...methinks he was sexier then)
Nicole Kidman
Chan Marshall (aka Cat Power)
Johnny Depp
Tori Amos
David Bowie
John Frusciante
Ewan MacGregor
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Liz Phair
Camui Gackt
Brian Molko
Kana (cute Japanese po star...not very talented, but very attractive)

morrissey (duh)
jonny lee miller
ewan mcgregor
billy corgan (with hair)
damon albarn
spencer james cobrin (he's grown on me)
simon le bon
john keats (look at old portraits -- the guy was hot, if incredibly short)

that will do for now.

I wonder if I can actually come up with 15 hot famous people that I would like to have sex with. Let's see...

I don't actually want to have sex with Morrissey. I just want to be his hag, so he's not on my list.
Angelina Jolie
Drew Barrymore
Clea DuVall
Joaquin Phoenix
I would like to have sex with Martin Rossiter's voice. He's very short and sort of strange looking but his voice is super-hot. Does that count?
Ummm.. I want to start a new list: Celebs I wouldn't turn down on a Saturday night:
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Linda Hamilton (Terminator era)
Portia DeRossi or whatever her last name is
The Scottish dude from SLiding Doors, mainly because he's scottish and has sideburns(accents=better looking & more charming)

Wow, this is hard.M ost celebrities are pretty monstrously false-looking... I'm sure there must be more- Help!

> Just don't leave any valuable articles lying around. They're bound to
> disappear.

HEY!! That's my Noni you're talking about.

Jack Black!!!??????!! Time to get your eyes (and ears) tested, Terror.

> The Scottish dude from SLiding Doors, mainly because he's scottish and has
> sideburns(accents=better looking & more charming)

What about Sean Connery?? Btw, I do a grrrreat Sean Connery impersonation.
"Hi, my name ish Bond - Jamesh Bond. I think you'll find everything ish preshent and correct, Mish Moneypenny."

Pretty good, huh?

hahaha! some girl (like 20ish) called loveline a couple weeks ago saying that she was upset that her boyfriend dumped her. she mentioned that he was a semi-famous actor who had a band. dr. drew, adam, and the guest kathy griffins asked her who it was, but she wouldn't say. finally, she told them, but they bleeped it from the air to protect everybody's privacy. they were like, holy shit. kathy said, "i dated that guy!" and the others said they also knew him and that this was a guy who until a couple years ago was just there. you knew his face, but you probably didn't know his name and all of a sudden, his popularity just blew up. they placed his age in the early thirties range and then mentioned the movie "orange county." they also confirmed that several months earlier, he'd split from his longtime girlfriend and had been playing the field and dating much younger women.

hmmm, i wonder who that could mean.

> hmmm, i wonder who that could mean.

My Jacky's on the market??? I didn't know that he and Laura broke up!!!Whoohoo! Now's my chance. He's so freakin' adorable.




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> HEY!! That's my Noni you're talking about.

> Jack Black!!!??????!! Time to get your eyes (and ears) tested, Terror.

Patrick!!! What did I say about bad-mouthing my Jables?! You're askin' for it mister!

eh, not my type.

> eh, not my type.

He's not my type either. It's so strange. I really can't explain my attraction to him. I think it's because he can make me laugh hysterically. That's what makes him sexy. I listen to my Tenacious D album on a regular basis and no matter how many times I hear it, I nearly pee myself laughing every time!

> He's not my type either. It's so strange. I really can't explain my
> attraction to him. I think it's because he can make me laugh hysterically.
> That's what makes him sexy. I listen to my Tenacious D album on a regular
> basis and no matter how many times I hear it, I nearly pee myself laughing
> every time!

well i don't think he's ugly. i just don't think he's that funny, plus he has that greasy wildman look, which i dislike. shorn and shaven, maybe he'd be more palatable.

> well i don't think he's ugly. i just don't think he's that funny, plus he
> has that greasy wildman look, which i dislike. shorn and shaven, maybe
> he'd be more palatable.

MINDY!! Bite your tongue woman! That's my man you're talking about. Not that funny? Oh goodness. My heart is breaking.

i'm sorry, gender. i did think that the one note song was kinda funny though.

> i'm sorry, gender. i did think that the one note song was kinda funny
> though.

Have you heard 'Double Team' yet? SOOOO funny! Here are the lyrics.

[spoken]
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first thin' I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.

Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!

> Patrick!!! What did I say about bad-mouthing my Jables?! You're askin'
> for it mister!

S-s-s-sorry! I was kidding. I think he's brrrrrilliant and I wish I looked like him and had the same hairstyle and everything. Ahem.

Mozzerian
Mr Improper
Ambitious outsiders Chris
Truthful Liar
Jose Maldonado
Andy Rourke
Jay Tando
Johnny Rogan
the guy who came up with the Princess Diana/Morrissey connection
Loafing Oaf
Robert Evans-the comeback kid
Dave Simpson
the guy dancing around in his boxers in the Last of the International Playboys video
the guy in the boy racer video

which of you cares to make a woman of me?

> morrissey (duh)
> jonny lee miller
> ewan mcgregor
> billy corgan (with hair)
> damon albarn
> spencer james cobrin (he's grown on me)
> simon le bon
> john keats (look at old portraits -- the guy was hot, if incredibly short)

> that will do for now.

Okay, I'll play too:

Benicio Del Toro
Kevin Spacey
Jeff Corwin (YUM!)
Moz
Peter Gabriel (circa late 80's early 90's)

> Okay, I'll play too:

> Benicio Del Toro
> Kevin Spacey
> Jeff Corwin (YUM!)
> Moz
> Peter Gabriel (circa late 80's early 90's)

is jeff corwin the guy on animal planet? he is pretty hot. i'd also consider "doing" peter gabriel, if only because i think his music videos are brilliant. benicio del toro frightens me though, and i think kevin spacey is secretly gay, but then that suspicion never stopped me from being attracted to moz. go figure.

> is jeff corwin the guy on animal planet? he is pretty hot. i'd also
> consider "doing" peter gabriel, if only because i think his
> music videos are brilliant. benicio del toro frightens me though, and i
> think kevin spacey is secretly gay, but then that suspicion never stopped
> me from being attracted to moz. go figure.

Yeah, Kevin is probably gay, but like you said, Moz is too. I loved him in 'The Usual Suspects' 'Swimming With Sharks' but I was drooling over him during 'American Beauty'. For Peter Gabriel, his lyrics are what attract me to him. And yes, Jeff is the hottie on Animal planet, he can 'capture' me any day. ohhh, that sounded cheesy!

> Yeah, Kevin is probably gay, but like you said, Moz is too. I loved him in
> 'The Usual Suspects' 'Swimming With Sharks' but I was drooling over him
> during 'American Beauty'. For Peter Gabriel, his lyrics are what attract
> me to him. And yes, Jeff is the hottie on Animal planet, he can 'capture'
> me any day. ohhh, that sounded cheesy!

a couple years ago, i had an audition with the guy who directed "swimming with sharks" (george huang). he's friends with my friend/math teacher from tenth grade. he was trying to put together a tv show that never materialized. it was going to be a siskel and ebert show starring teens directed at teens. i was really into movies at the time, so my teacher recommended me. sadly, the show never got off the ground.

anyway, kevin was good in TUS, but i didn't like american beauty. yes, i am a heathen. and jeff is so sexy. i love a man with a judicious amount of stubble.

Vivien Leigh
Tracy Shaw
Thandie Newton
Demi Moore (Pre implants)

Christina Aguleria

Beyonce Knowles

I cant think of anyone else these are the TOP though

> Vivien Leigh
> Tracy Shaw
> Thandie Newton
> Demi Moore (Pre implants)

> Christina Aguleria

> Beyonce Knowles

> I cant think of anyone else these are the TOP though

You have awesome taste..Tracy Shaw is the MOST shaggable person..I cant hardly stand it!! Although Vivien Leigh is cremented right? She was really beautifull..
Beyonce...I guess CHRISTINA, YES for sure.

> You have awesome taste..Tracy Shaw is the MOST shaggable person..I cant
> hardly stand it!! Although Vivien Leigh is cremented right? She was really
> beautifull..
> Beyonce...I guess CHRISTINA, YES for sure.

wouldn't you be worried about breaking christina in half?

seriously, i never thought i'd see vivien leigh and xtina on the same page. what the hell? laurence olivier wouldn't have touched haguilera with a ten foot pole or YOUR dick.

> wouldn't you be worried about breaking christina in half?

> seriously, i never thought i'd see vivien leigh and xtina on the same
> page. what the hell? laurence olivier wouldn't have touched haguilera with
> a ten foot pole or YOUR dick.

Vivien Leigh and Christina look a bit a like. Christia is not as beautifull, but she looks a bit like her...
anyways Oliveir gave(allowed it) Vivien E.S.T and fucked Danny Kaye(its true) have you seen the woman he left Vivien for..JOAN PLOWRIGHT??? She looks like a fucking troll.
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George Bush? Hey I want to add Bill Clinton to my list! I'd 'do' him.

Johnny Depp
Val Kilmer
Ethan Hawk
Guy Pierce
James Dean
The guy who played Wolverine on X-Men
Leonardo Decaprio
Hugh Grant
Jim Carrey
MORRISSEY
Chris Cornell
Jack Nicholson-the younger version of him
the lead singer of the Cramps-LUX INTERIOR
Ian Curtis

MORRISSEY (then, now and forevermore)
JOHNNY MARR(same as above!)
Robert Smith (when he was young, let's go to bed video, ouch!)
Hugh Grant (sexiest movie star in my book)
Harrison Ford (Star Wars or Indiana Jones days, need I say more?)
James Dean (self explanatory)
Edward Norton (in Fight Club rrrrr.....)
Bob Marley (kinky reggae party!)
Jim Morrisson (love me 2 times)
Tori Amos (little earthquakes days)
Drew Barrymore (okay, she's a bad actress, but she's one of the women I would cross the line for....)
Ewan McGreggor (Obi Wan, show me the way of the force...)

1 Tim Burgess
2 Mark Lamaar
3 Phil Daniels in 'Breaking Glass' or 'Quadrophenia'
4 George Harrison circa 1965
5 Barry Evans in 'Here We Go 'Round The Mulberry Bush'
6 Morton Harket circa 1985
7 Stuart Pearce
8 Matthew Broderick

>> the lead singer of the Cramps-LUX INTERIOR

I love Lux! He does have a strange sexiness to him eh?

i used to jokingly say i'd cross the line for drew barrymore, but then i saw her in real life. she's not cute.

> Vivien Leigh and Christina look a bit a like. Christia is not as
> beautifull, but she looks a bit like her...
> anyways Oliveir gave(allowed it) Vivien E.S.T and fucked Danny Kaye(its
> true) have you seen the woman he left Vivien for..JOAN PLOWRIGHT??? She
> looks like a fucking troll.

i'm sorry, dear, but christina looks like vivien leigh might look if her face was horribly burned and they tried to reconstruct it using skin from her ass! and i know vivien had some mental problems and was a borderline nymphomaniac (hence why she was so perfect for the role of blanche dubois -- she'd been there!), but xtina is dirty and she has no class. she's a disgusting skank. i used to think she had potential, but hissing is not singing and that's all she does these days -- besides brag about what a freak in the bedroom she is. the bottom line is that vivien may have liked sex and had severe issues with depression, but she had some degree of class and poise. xtina is just a little girl who wants to be a grown woman, completely forgetting that real women don't have to define themselves by their sexuality. she claims to be rallying for girl power by taking the sexual power away from men. she doesn't realize she's playing right into their hands. posing half naked on the covers pathetic men's magazines is not "socking it" to the men. she's a complete idiot.

Hmm, how can that be?

I almost forgot to put Sting on my list. There have been rumors..... I'm not sure I could handle it, but I could sure try!!

Morrissey
Steve-O (from Jackass)
Blixa Bargeld (I bet he talks filth)
Wee-Man
Courtney Taylor-Taylor
Anthony Kiedis
Papa Lazarou
any Dalek (I'd even consider Davros)
Paul Darrow
Richard O'Brien
Nick Cave
Lux Interior
Debbie Harry
Dick Valentine
Ian McCullogh
Courtney Love
Madonna
possibly Jimmy Saville
strangely enuff I also wanted to see T Blair naked last night
nor can I count

> MORRISSEY (then, now and forevermore)
> JOHNNY MARR(same as above!)
> Robert Smith (when he was young, let's go to bed video, ouch!)
> Hugh Grant (sexiest movie star in my book)
> Harrison Ford (Star Wars or Indiana Jones days, need I say more?)
> James Dean (self explanatory)
> Edward Norton (in Fight Club rrrrr.....)
> Bob Marley (kinky reggae party!)
> Jim Morrisson (love me 2 times)
> Tori Amos (little earthquakes days)
> Drew Barrymore (okay, she's a bad actress, but she's one of the women I
> would cross the line for....)
> Ewan McGreggor (Obi Wan, show me the way of the force...)

> I love Lux! He does have a strange sexiness to him eh?

damn right ever since I saw them live and he humped the boards OOOF

yeah shall we start an 'i dig Lux' board?




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> Courtney Taylor-Taylor

Mmmm...Good call! He's a hot one. My friend Jay looks EXACTLY like him!

> damn right ever since I saw them live and he humped the boards OOOF

Oh you lucky one! I've never had the pleasure of seening The Cramps live.

> yeah shall we start an 'i dig Lux' board?

Sounds like a plan!

> Vivien Leigh and Christina look a bit a like. Christia is not as
> beautifull, but she looks a bit like her...
> anyways Oliveir gave(allowed it) Vivien E.S.T and fucked Danny Kaye(its
> true) have you seen the woman he left Vivien for..JOAN PLOWRIGHT??? She
> looks like a fucking troll.
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Your facts are a bit off.. Larry did have an affair with Danny Kaye, but Vivien was quite aware. This was before her affair with Peter Finch which Olivier instigated to relieve the presure of caring for his "manic" wife.
I do agree with you that Olivier was not innocent at all..But to say Christia who is in her own way attractive..looks like Vivien Leigh, who is in my opinion the most beautifull woman ever...is mad.
..If anything they are built in slightly the same way,but that is where it ends.

> Blixa Bargeld (I bet he talks filth)
> Nick Cave

Blixa is sex-on-a-stick. Nick is sexy, as well...it's his voice I find sexy more than anything else, though, because I think he looks a little too much like Richard Ramirez.

>> Courtney Taylor-Taylor

>Mmmm...Good call! He's a hot one. My friend Jay looks EXACTLY like him!

Courtney's a sexy guy, but as far as Dandys go I'm preferential to Pete Holström. *purrrr*

Here's my shag list, in absolutely no order of preference ....

- Ewan McGregor (home town boy, I'll take it for the team, so to speak)
- Christian Slater
- Eminen (don't even ask me why, no rationale here, must be animal lust)
- that singer from Gene, whatsisname, Martin Rossiter
- Moz
- Guy Ritchie
- Ralph Fiennes (if he promised not to speak)
- Mark Lamarr (with quiff)
- Michael Caine (much younger)
- Tom Jones (much, much younger)
- That guy with the blonde hair and crooked nose who was in Zoolander, not the Ben one
- Peter Davidson (then, not now - former Dr Who man, a blast from my childhood)
- Adam Ant

.... erm, I ran out at 13. Is that OK????

> Here's my shag list, in absolutely no order of preference ....

> - Ewan McGregor (home town boy, I'll take it for the team, so to speak)
> - Christian Slater
> - Eminen (don't even ask me why, no rationale here, must be animal lust)
> - that singer from Gene, whatsisname, Martin Rossiter
> - Moz
> - Guy Ritchie
> - Ralph Fiennes (if he promised not to speak)
> - Mark Lamarr (with quiff)
> - Michael Caine (much younger)
> - Tom Jones (much, much younger)
> - That guy with the blonde hair and crooked nose who was in Zoolander, not
> the Ben one
> - Peter Davidson (then, not now - former Dr Who man, a blast from my
> childhood)
> - Adam Ant

> .... erm, I ran out at 13. Is that OK????

You asted me? no questioning UGHG MOOTHER FOOOKIE ughththhhhhhhhh

mr.t
mr.been
bob the builder
carrot top he is cuuuuutet
big buuurd
bir buuurd
BIG BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD
UGH UHGH HHHHHHHHHHH
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> Here's my shag list, in absolutely no order of preference ....

> - Ewan McGregor (home town boy, I'll take it for the team, so to speak)
> - Christian Slater
> - Eminen (don't even ask me why, no rationale here, must be animal lust)
> - that singer from Gene, whatsisname, Martin Rossiter
> - Moz
> - Guy Ritchie
> - Ralph Fiennes (if he promised not to speak)
> - Mark Lamarr (with quiff)
> - Michael Caine (much younger)
> - Tom Jones (much, much younger)
> - That guy with the blonde hair and crooked nose who was in Zoolander, not
> the Ben one

N/a> - Peter Davidson (then, not now - former Dr Who man, a blast from my
> childhood)
> - Adam Ant

> .... erm, I ran out at 13. Is that OK????

Your mom,SIster AND great auntie Flo

> Here's my shag list, in absolutely no order of preference ....

> - Ewan McGregor (home town boy, I'll take it for the team, so to speak)
> - Christian Slater
> - Eminen (don't even ask me why, no rationale here, must be animal lust)
> - that singer from Gene, whatsisname, Martin Rossiter
> - Moz
> - Guy Ritchie
> - Ralph Fiennes (if he promised not to speak)
> - Mark Lamarr (with quiff)
> - Michael Caine (much younger)
> - Tom Jones (much, much younger)
> - That guy with the blonde hair and crooked nose who was in Zoolander, not
> the Ben one
> - Peter Davidson (then, not now - former Dr Who man, a blast from my
> childhood)
> - Adam Ant

> .... erm, I ran out at 13. Is that OK????