men-they never know what youre thinking

men-theyll promise you anything for a slip of the tongue

men-they are warm and furry

men-oh those little groans and squeals

men-they say the most ridiculous things

men-no two pairs of hands are ever the same

men-if you ask''are you married?'' they say ''well sort of''

men-they squeeze you inbetween dinner and football

men-always looking for something to tame

men-he would forget his own head if it wasnt for me

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
We need = I want.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
You're so ....manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.




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