*sigh* I fear parts will start falling off soon. How did Morrissey do this all those years? My god. No wonder he was depressed!

> *sigh* I fear parts will start falling off soon. How did Morrissey do this
> all those years? My god. No wonder he was depressed!

Try for over a year........it isn't what life is about you know.

ER's right. Go a year without, and then report back. No, not that I'd recommend it, but, well, ...

try going 20 years...

> Try for over a year........it isn't what life is about you know.

Erm..no. I think I'll pass. I know it isn't what life is about, but it's a nice part of it.
I think my body is just going into shock right now. LOL I was with my guy for 11 years. Now -- i'm sexless. It's just strange. Is there a methadone clinic to cure sex cravings? If so -- sign me up!

> try going 20 years...

Mindy you never go 2 days without getting laid. You are the college bike.

> try going 20 years...

Do you know who I am? I'm the Pope!!! I've been celibate before you were even born. I'm just saying people don't realize how good they have it.

> ER's right. Go a year without, and then report back. No, not that I'd
> recommend it, but, well, ...
Maybe you should tell that to the Priests in Boston and Philadelphia.

Just a hunch?

It sounds like you've never had really great sex.

Yes, bad sex is awful and disgusting.

The opposite is true of fabulous sex.

There is such a vast diffence between the two that it is as if it's not the same act.

> Mindy you never go 2 days without getting laid. You are the college bike.

are you one of my professors? wait, that's not possible given the lack of punctuation in your first sentence (Mindy, you...) and the fact that you're obviously too lazy to spell the word "two."

i know that's hitting below the belt, but you've already proved that you're an idiot. i may as well rub it in.

They have pills for that ya know.

> Mindy you never go 2 days without getting laid. You are the college bike.
This is what I don't get. Mindy's sexuality was attacked for not going 2 days without sex. Mindy has made it very clear she said she was a virgin, but it was still claimed she was sexaully permissive. But, I know a lot of guys who don't go 2 days without sex, sometimes has sex with 2 different woman in one day, sometimes with 2 woman at the same time ect. and everyone says Ohh "thats guys awesome". I wonder why the double standards?

Because some people are idiots with no other purpose that to put others down to make themselves feel better. I think Mindy should be commended on her decision. Both men and women can be sluts in my opinion.

> Because some people are idiots with no other purpose that to put others
> down to make themselves feel better. I think Mindy should be commended on
> her decision. Both men and women can be sluts in my opinion.

I perfer to not use the label 'slut' at all. A decision to stay a virgin is okay and so is a decision to have sex as much as possible.

I agree, I was just trying to make the point that a guy who has sex with tons of women is not a stud while a women who does the same thing is a slut. They are both the same. One is not better than the other. Having sex as much as possible is not the same as having an uncountable number of partners. Either way, someone's personal life is none of my business.

> I agree, I was just trying to make the point that a guy who has sex with
> tons of women is not a stud while a women who does the same thing is a
> slut. They are both the same. One is not better than the other. Having sex
> as much as possible is not the same as having an uncountable number of
> partners. Either way, someone's personal life is none of my business.

You sexist bastard! The oppression of women must end! (LOL) As much as men (and women) say that they don't have double standards, people do, it's engrained in our culture(s). So I belive it's better to judge neither men nor women 'sluts' because women will ALWAYS get judged more, no matter what you say. Women are just as bad at judging other women as men are at judging women. In fact, I daresay that women judge other women more than men judge women. So I say everyone just needs to do what they do and not put others down for choosing differetly. Of coarse if someone's sexual promiscuity crossses the line and affects you personally, that's another story altogether, like say your cousin has and affair with your boyfriend (which happened to me for instance, OUCH!!!)

Sorry to hear that about your cousin. I would never refer to someone as a 'slut' personally, because I try not to be concerned with other people's sex lives. But everyone has their own personal standards. I try not to judge individuals, but there are practices that I don't agree with. It sucks that women get judged more than men, but I don't think gender should be an issue.

On a separate issue: do you want to get something to eat before the Marr concert on your birthday? I will probably be in Chi-town a few hours before the show. Let me know.

> I perfer to not use the label 'slut' at all. ']

Sluts rule!

> Sluts rule!
loafing, My image of you has been shattered.




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> Just a hunch?

> It sounds like you've never had really great sex.

> Yes, bad sex is awful and disgusting.

> The opposite is true of fabulous sex.

> There is such a vast diffence between the two that it is as if it's not
> the same act.

Sex is alright when its good, but disgusting when its bad. I've never been particularly good, I'm too....awkward

> Mindy you never go 2 days without getting laid. You are the college bike.

do you have proof of this? no? then fuck off!

I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.

> I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.

I have quite a large penis, but I'm crap at sex.

> I have quite a large penis, but I'm crap at sex.

LOL! I demand measurements.

P.S My penis is huge as well.

> I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.
I know we are still talking about you here in the Garden State!




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> LOL! I demand measurements.

I second that.

to quote michael caine as austin powers' dad, "it's not the size that matters mate; it's how you use it."

> I know we are still talking about you here in the Garden State!

Aye, word gets around. Kearney will never be the same again. Happy days.

From 'the italian job' -- " you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
And one from 'get carter' -- " you're a big man but you're out of shape. Now sit down and shut up. Me? I do this for a living."
Something like that anyway.

And one from 'zulu'-- " don't chuck those bloody spears at me".
OK, I made that one up.

ed norton is pissed about it, but he's being forced by contractual obligations to appear in it (he had a three or four picture deal with the studio).

> I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.

Well, that's reassuring to hear

LMC x

> to quote michael caine as austin powers' dad, "it's not the size that
> matters mate; it's how you use it."

exactly, hence I'm crap

> I second that.

I will post a picture of my "meat and 2 veg" one day...maybe. Anyways I was just saying that I was crap at sex, but not naturally, erm, untalented? Ahhh, I feel really silly now!

at least you know whether you're crap or not! be grateful that god smiled on you long enough to let you score.

> ed norton is pissed about it, but he's being forced by contractual
> obligations to appear in it (he had a three or four picture deal with the
> studio).

I think it'll be a bit crap. Like the remade Oceans Eleven was.

> at least you know whether you're crap or not! be grateful that god smiled
> on you long enough to let you score.

a long time ago now...hey Mindy, I bet if you wanted to you could score ridiculously easily, but you seem too sensible and proud to go to the local meatfest and get off with some man-slut.

> a long time ago now...hey Mindy, I bet if you wanted to you could score
> ridiculously easily, but you seem too sensible and proud to go to the
> local meatfest and get off with some man-slut.

well i could have told you that! but thanks for saying so. but yeah, i'm not that kind of girl. (eew, cheesy!)

> I will post a picture of my "meat and 2 veg" one day...maybe.
> Anyways I was just saying that I was crap at sex, but not naturally, erm,
> untalented? Ahhh, I feel really silly now!

what it is this? a hardcore porn site. why don't you start a "david's dork mailing list" and just email the pic to those parties who have expressed interest.

> I have quite a large penis, but I'm crap at sex.

Good one David!!! LOL!!

> ed norton is pissed about it, but he's being forced by contractual
> obligations to appear in it (he had a three or four picture deal with the
> studio).

As talented as he is, I'm not looking forward to Mr.Norton protesting,
" You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!"

Hmmmmm, think I'll give it a miss.

> As talented as he is, I'm not looking forward to Mr.Norton protesting,
> " You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!"

> Hmmmmm, think I'll give it a miss.

well to his credit and as i pointed out earlier, he doesn't even want to be doing it. so i think he'd approve of your giving it a miss.

Jenny,

Fk you, I hate you whore. I wish I had never met you!!! You trully trully are the one thing I regret and will regret my whole life.

Recently, the reason why I was so far off from you even though we had sex was because I knew as soon as it got bad you would bail. YOu are so fking selfish.

Dan

The next Andy I.?