http://www.arizonarepublic.com/arizona/articles/0302lifegem02.html

okay, this is kind of creepy, but in a way, it's very charming. i don't want to be buried when i die either and i don't want my ashes kept in some jar somewhere. however, i doubt i'd consider this is very bizarre and very expensive alternative, but i think it's interesting just the same.

I want to have my penis eaten by a gay man when I'm dead

Well not really..

> I want to have my penis eaten by a gay man when I'm dead

> Well not really..

hey, anything is possible in deutschland. and yes, i know, i probably spelled that wrong.

That reminds me of a story I heard about freddie mercury's ashes. After he died, his boyfriend asked his favourite Asian chef if it would be possible to mix the ashes up with the ingredients for a red-hot curry.
" Sure", replied the chef, "unusual, but it could be done."
" Great", said F.M.'s boyfriend, " can we arrange it for Friday?"
"OK, but could you tell me why you want to do this?", asked the chef.
"Well", said the boyfriend, " I just want to feel him slipping out of my arse one last time."

> That reminds me of a story I heard about freddie mercury's ashes. After he
> died, his boyfriend asked his favourite Asian chef if it would be possible
> to mix the ashes up with the ingredients for a red-hot curry.
> " Sure", replied the chef, "unusual, but it could be
> done."
> " Great", said F.M.'s boyfriend, " can we arrange it for
> Friday?"
> "OK, but could you tell me why you want to do this?", asked the
> chef.
> "Well", said the boyfriend, " I just want to feel him
> slipping out of my arse one last time."

that's a horrible joke. not to mention an old one. :P