Mike Joyce is the best looking Smith. He shaves his armpits and chest hair. Im sure his wife is very nice. She looked very pretty walking up to the courthouse. Today, because of the mean Morrissey, Mike has very little money and probably has to shop at TJ Maxx. I saw his gold record on EBAY. I put a bid on it because the reserve was so low. I hope his kids don't have to go to Manchester Community College while Johnny's kids will probably go to Cambridge or a US University like Harvard or Princeton. Morrissey has a lot of money to buy books because of all Mike's hard work. Moondoggie is the best band ever. I bet they will go triple platinum.