In case you are all wondering(and I'm sure you are) I am still working on ways to woo the most precious woman in the whole world.Yep ! That's right,none other than Suzanne.
I know some people on here regard her as a Bunny Boiler but I am sure the vast majority already realise just what she means to me.
Anyway,what I am looking for is some constructive suggestions of ways to try and win this womans affections. She has the biggest heart and to be a part of her life in anyway whatsoever would mean the world to me.
Thanks Moz fans.
Tee xx

I think Suzanne might be really into rationality so you might want to start by being less scary.

You're starting to become rather strange Tee. I'd leave it, if I was you.

Regards.

> In case you are all wondering(and I'm sure you are) I am still working on
> ways to woo the most precious woman in the whole world.Yep ! That's
> right,none other than Suzanne.
> I know some people on here regard her as a Bunny Boiler but I am sure the
> vast majority already realise just what she means to me.
> Anyway,what I am looking for is some constructive suggestions of ways to
> try and win this womans affections. She has the biggest heart and to be a
> part of her life in anyway whatsoever would mean the world to me.
> Thanks Moz fans.
> Tee xx

that scared the bejesus out of me....if i was suzanne i would change my name and enter into a protection program

> In case you are all wondering(and I'm sure you are) I am still working on
> ways to woo the most precious woman in the whole world.Yep ! That's
> right,none other than Suzanne.
> I know some people on here regard her as a Bunny Boiler but I am sure the
> vast majority already realise just what she means to me.
> Anyway,what I am looking for is some constructive suggestions of ways to
> try and win this womans affections. She has the biggest heart and to be a
> part of her life in anyway whatsoever would mean the world to me.
> Thanks Moz fans.
> Tee xx

It is soooooo obvious this guy is just taking the piss!! I can't believe you lot are falling for it.
He would run a mile if he saw S,S face to face.Mind you , so would I:)

He/she may well be taking the mick, but it's hardly the funniest thing I've read on the ole' interweb.

> In case you are all wondering(and I'm sure you are) I am still working on
> ways to woo the most precious woman in the whole world.Yep ! That's
> right,none other than Suzanne.
> I know some people on here regard her as a Bunny Boiler but I am sure the
> vast majority already realise just what she means to me.
> Anyway,what I am looking for is some constructive suggestions of ways to
> try and win this womans affections. She has the biggest heart and to be a
> part of her life in anyway whatsoever would mean the world to me.
> Thanks Moz fans.
> Tee xx

like revealing who you are....

> It is soooooo obvious this guy is just taking the piss!! I can't believe
> you lot are falling for it.

we aren't. i'm sure someone out there thinks i'm that lonely that i'd fall for it.

> He would run a mile if he saw S,S face to face.Mind you , so would I:)

heh...well don't click on my profile, then...

its a landmark because its probably the only presentable recent picture i own ("recent" meaning taken within the last 15 years)

honestly?

i made it myself. basically, whatever the cost of the material and thread...

> honestly?

> i made it myself. basically, whatever the cost of the material and
> thread...
You know where I was going. You did a really nice job on your dress.
When I get married all my bridesmaids are going to wear short black dresses so they wear them again.

> You know where I was going. You did a really nice job on your dress.

thanks. home ec classes do come in handy!

> When I get married all my bridesmaids are going to wear short black
> dresses so they wear them again.

that's good thinking. i don't know where i'm wearing this one again to. halloween parties i guess.

> You know where I was going. You did a really nice job on your dress.
> When I get married all my bridesmaids are going to wear short black
> dresses so they wear them again.

When's the big day then?? Are we all invited??

> When's the big day then?? Are we all invited??

yeah she now has to post her pics.

i don't anticipate having a "big day" of my own, but weddings are usually all about spending ungodly amounts of money for things you only use once.

> yeah she now has to post her pics.
We should be in the pics. Moz-solo forum mob crowding around Caleb and his Bloody Bride.

> i don't anticipate having a "big day" of my own, but weddings
> are usually all about spending ungodly amounts of money for things you
> only use once.
So are 3-day drinking binges.

> When's the big day then?? Are we all invited??
Sept 6 and yes, everyone is invited!!

>>> We should be in the pics. Moz-solo forum mob crowding around Caleb and his
> Bloody Bride.>>> OMG, what a great idea.
> So are 3-day drinking binges.
LOL, I will be lucky to get away with a 3 day drinking binge. We rented a house for the summer down at the shore so I think its going to be more like a 3 month drinking binge.

and don't breed

> LOL, I will be lucky to get away with a 3 day drinking binge. We rented a
> house for the summer down at the shore so I think its going to be more
> like a 3 month drinking binge.

A 3-month drinking binge!!!?? Are we all invited??

> A 3-month drinking binge!!!?? Are we all invited??
Of course, if your willing to spend your summer in New Jersey.

> Of course, if your willing to spend your summer in New Jersey.

Noo Joyzee!! I was there a couple of years back when I worked in NYC for a wee while. Kearney, Hoboken. Hey, do you live near Tony Soprano? Tell him I said hi.
New series ( for us here in old blighty) starts next week. Cannae wait.

> Noo Joyzee!! I was there a couple of years back when I worked in NYC for a
> wee while. Kearney, Hoboken. Hey, do you live near Tony Soprano? Tell him
> I said hi.
> New series ( for us here in old blighty) starts next week. Cannae wait.
Kearney? What were you doing there? The Soprano house is about 10 miles from me. Its near Montclair.

> Kearney? What were you doing there?

It's a long story. Something to do with a Scots/irish neighbourhood. I went there to watch soccer games from scotland on the tv. I could say more, but you get the general idea......