It would make my life complete.

And

It's what the board is crying out for.

The lovely Mindy has, as a previous poster commented, thrown down the gauntlet, and now it's your turn! :-)

the unholy fog of psuedo-pornographic literature now lifts from morrissey solo,
enabling us all to breathe once more.

i strangled her myself with the plastic rings off a six pack of ale.

she will never trouble you or your loved ones again.

it would make my life complete.

to see you sprawled naked

flesh so inviting

my manhood throbbing

your mouth open and waiting

for a special

so special

delivery

that was a very nice poem.

i really could do with one of those every bed time.
having just returned from a drinking hole,
at the end of a less than perfect evening,
it was nice to read,

something thought provoking.

we shall see,
we shall see,

can i can i winkle her out,
from the crevice,
that she now resides in?

manhood throbbing

testicles rising

vagina gaping

mouth panting

(and)

trickles of sweat upon your bottom

and my seed

spilling

forth

tell me,

i look at yours...
you laugh at mine..

once i have compressed myself into a jpeg format,
where and how do i send it?

and its only fair,

that you must show me yours when ive showed you mine.

so tell me how to do it...