The funniest joke/story/insult gets the lot!

> The funniest joke/story/insult gets the lot!

-I was talking to greasetea one night and he told me he was so lonely that he -started haveing sex with his dog.But i guess he couldnt take it for long with -his dog laughing the whole time,yah and he was very upset it turns out he -caught his dog now his lover cheating!but get this, it was with some one he -knew,someone who had supported him his whole life it was with his own -couch!!!ohh the saddness of it all really!!!