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I think a quiff helps nutrition to flow around your skull. I shaved my quiff last summer and had to eat 17 oranges, a rump steak and a ham shank, to stay alive. There is also a terrible fear once a quiff is quaffed over whether or not it shall ever regain its magnificence. Shall people begin to liken me to Judge Jules rather than the usual, vic reeves, buddy holly, harry potter nonsense to which I have become accustomed. Ah, nights out in a provincial town would never be the same again. tally ho!