since i haven't posted for about a week, i was amused to notice yet another obnoxious thread devoted to slamming yours truly. not that i care, of course! however, to appease all of my detractors (i.e. give them still more AMMUNITION to use against me), i am posting the following link. now you too can see just how fat i really am. aren't you excited?




http://photos.yahoo.com/shinejunkiemonkee

you are most pleasing to behold,

i would take you anytime, anywhere, anyhow

Where do you live? Hopefully near LA....

you are still cue as a button though....

Dearest Mindy, are you a whore? Perhaps a mentally ill? No? So why do you look so insane and vulgar??

Hideous beast?!? Hardly. Mind you, you're obviously way too young for me (though I do share Morrissey's birthday and did see The Smiths, if that swings any lead).

Phwoar! You are genuinely gorgeous....

> since i haven't posted for about a week, i was amused to notice yet
> another obnoxious thread devoted to slamming yours truly. not that i care,
> of course! however, to appease all of my detractors (i.e. give them still
> more AMMUNITION to use against me), i am posting the following link. now
> you too can see just how fat i really am. aren't you excited?

You are quite lovely indeed,

it must be about that time of year for me to post a picture of me scoring a spectacular goal in the big, muddy Keighley Derby.




Banging em' In (http://www.photos-dsb.co.uk/Keighley%20Athletic%20v%20Keighley%20Juniors%20(15 _12_02)/ppages/ppage23.htm)

> You are quite lovely indeed,

> it must be about that time of year for me to post a picture of me scoring
> a spectacular goal in the big, muddy Keighley Derby.

You are the lead singer in the Ocean Colour Scene!
Nice strike though son! Back of the net.
Ruffian

please don't be surprised if your computer crashes or your internet connection dies while you're waiting for my pictures to load. it seems that my ass is of such gargantuan proportions that any picture of me in totality is too much for most computers to bear. please be patient.

in any case, i think it's pretty obvious that i have a sense of humor about my weight. i am fat and i know it; i never said i wasn't. so any of you who think that your comments actually hurt me can keep dreaming.

and thank you to all the kind, non shallow people out there.

p.s. these pictures were taken in summer of 2001. obviously, i was in london at the time (on a two day stopover on the way home from a tour of paris and then the french countryside). i haven't got a scanner. those pictures were emailed to me by a friend who also went on the trip. therefore, i haven't got any more recent pics, but i look pretty much the same, except i've chopped off all my hair for donation to a charity for children with cancer. the pictures i posted previously were taken with a borrowed webcam a while back. i cannot explain the "growl" pic. i think an old net friend asked to see a pic of my teeth or something. who cares anyway?


http://photos.yahoo.com/shinejunkiemonkee

the first two shots are quite flattering.....

The gauntlet has been laid down.

> the first two shots are quite flattering.....

Are you one to talk? Where are YOUR pictures?

Moz Fan,
You have my vote for nicest guy on this board!!

You have my vote too. In the face of an ongoing torrent of spiteful scribblings from the deluded self important Texas screwball, you have maintained your poise and dignity. Keep it up Jay.

You make a perfect couple! Jay is a STALKER, and Suzanne is INSANE. Great!

in any case, why do you act like i'm trying to impress people. i'm merely trying to prove how sad people like you really are.

Don't you mean you should HAVE quit while you were ahead?

> You are the lead singer in the Ocean Colour Scene!
> Nice strike though son! Back of the net.
> Ruffian

Cheers Ruff, although I'm only 5 foot 7 and I'm not gay.

Happy New Year

B e D

Mind, honey, you are gorgeous. You have one of the prettiest faces I've ever seen (and keep your hair shorter, it's soooo much better). As for your figure, you're not fat, you're just overweight. Join the club honey. There is no shame in being curvy, as long as you dress well (pink t-shirts and tight jeans not being it haha bitchy, sorry). A pretty face is SO much better than a slim body, plain slim girls just look like boys. And bravo to you for posting the pics, nice one.

You go girl!

GDxx

Hey, Mindy, nice to see the face behind the screenname.

And, btw, your face has a rather nice glow to it.

I've thought about posting my pic around here...but maybe not until
about 10 or 12 other people do it first. = )

ok, so lets meet and get filthy with one another.

ATTENTION-WHORE.

> I've thought about posting my pic around here...but maybe not until
> about 10 or 12 other people do it first. = )

What a tease! Post your pic Loafing Oaf!

whether he wants me or not.

you should post your pic. i didn't even think of it until now because i enjoy the mystery of having people not know, but hey, i figured since people are judging my looks without even having seen me, i may as well show them. and despite all the attention-whore comments, i don't regret it. so if someone as fugly as me can do it, why can't you? come on!!! everybody should do it, just as long as it doesn't turn into a fucking dating service.

But in the meantime I would love to help you fill your time......
I think you are positively scrumptous!

But in the meantime I would love to help you fill your time......
I think you are positively scrumptous!

I agree, you're very cute. And all those who bash you will now have to be considered jealous and/or frustrated!

> Mind, honey, you are gorgeous. You have one of the prettiest faces I've
> ever seen (and keep your hair shorter, it's soooo much better). As for
> your figure, you're not fat, you're just overweight. Join the club honey.
> There is no shame in being curvy, as long as you dress well (pink t-shirts
> and tight jeans not being it haha bitchy, sorry). A pretty face is SO much
> better than a slim body, plain slim girls just look like boys. And bravo
> to you for posting the pics, nice one.

> You go girl!

> GDxx

Actually, what some might consider fat, most would consider vuluptuous, like Betty Page or Marilyn. You do have that Betty Page thing going for you, so be proud of your curves.

My pic is on my profile, as it GenderNectars. That's what you should do LoafingOaf. And before anyone starts on me about my pic (like they'd dare), I'd like to say 'Beat them for tits'!!!! Hahahahahahaha.

Yay for curves!

GD (but not in semen, yet)
xx

> you should post your pic. i didn't even think of it until now because i
> enjoy the mystery of having people not know, but hey, i figured since
> people are judging my looks without even having seen me, i may as well
> show them. and despite all the attention-whore comments, i don't regret
> it. so if someone as fugly as me can do it, why can't you? come on!!!
> everybody should do it, just as long as it doesn't turn into a fucking
> dating service.

You're hot Mindy! And yeah curves rule! Skinny chicks with no tits are gross.

They're fucking HUGE!

> You are quite lovely indeed,

> it must be about that time of year for me to post a picture of me scoring
> a spectacular goal in the big, muddy Keighley Derby.

Ok this is very rude i will not say what i was going to, no i wont good bye