Yes, you heard it first, I've been given the okay okay to officially announce to all of the lonely and misguided solo-Morriessy cyber-chumps that Morrissey ahs officially agreed to team together with Trent Lott in a bid for congress.

Lott will reaching out to the pro-white Southern minority on a "Bring back the Plantation" ticket, and Morrissey will be reaching out to the effeminate, dissafected, pale, sunshine hating, bookish, underemployed, chronically depressed Northern minority ticket.

The unbeatable team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!