Moz wanted a sexual relationship with his drummer, Mike Joyce. Mike stuck it to him once, and couldn't do it again, which was a major factor in the demise of the Smiths. So Moz went on to Peter Hogg, whom he nicknamed Hoggy. The two of them used to have wanking competitions. Also, while on a trip to LA with Hoggy, Moz overdosed on Valium, it was a nasty scene indeed.

Rock and Roll!

Hogg has a gaydar page, btw.

> Hogg has a gaydar page, btw.

Really? Where? Interested in knowing what the bugger's been up to.

email us at dst@nme.com and I'll look it up at home - I've got the bookmark there

I didn't know Morriesy appeared onthe early 1980's American action-drama The Dukes of Hazard (?).

I'm sorry, but your stories reek of bullshit.

> I'm sorry, but your stories reek of bullshit.

Yes, the truth sometimes stinks.

But the thing is, nobody really cares. What, may I ask, is your point to all of this? Please, let us all know now. Are you looking for a book deal? That would be such an interesting read. Or better yet, are you just jealous that you did not get to snog Moz? Oh, enlighten us!

Can't you find another popstar to bore to death these days?

Curious how Gary Day is quoted as hating Peter Hogg & Jo Slee doesn't want to talk about him, while Morrissey apparently thanks him in the notes for the 2001 Rhino Best of Moz.

> Moz wanted a sexual relationship with his drummer, Mike Joyce. Mike stuck
> it to him once, and couldn't do it again, which was a major factor in the
> demise of the Smiths. So Moz went on to Peter Hogg, whom he nicknamed
> Hoggy. The two of them used to have wanking competitions. Also, while on a
> trip to LA with Hoggy, Moz overdosed on Valium, it was a nasty scene
> indeed.
Too bad Mike Joyce closed down his Q&B so we could have gotten a confirmation on this newsbreaking story.