sexual frustration:
is this a medical condition?

holy-mary-mother-of-god-jesus-and-the-blessed-saints.

for christmas,
i want:
a morrissey pillow-case,
with matching covers.

oh how sick and twisted!
i remember a time of sinless kitten soft dreams,
marshmallow dreams in pink and blue.

now they are gone.

replaced by lurid fantasies,

involving,

a naked morrissey riding an apple-cart backwards up a mountain.

its the fault of this website,
that i even unleashed my repressed desires in the first place!

j'accuse morrissey-solo!

from now on,
if ever mind or hands should wander...

i shall flagellate myself with holly and think of wig-beast elton john.