dont go on the north side.
dont go to ringsend.
the savest thing
to do in
dublin after dark,

is to stay indoors.

the loonies come out in the night,

and they have two by fours.

swinging them about their heads,
they rush in oafish glee,

to spill your bits,
and make you fall,

and bleed on broken knees.

moz would hardly stand a chance,
against the beefy benders,
who smiling wide and cheerfully

shove his balls into a blender.

seems like pretty sound advice to me....come on, it can't be that bad can it? CAN IT? I'm quite a big lad for my age....

i still think the best place to be,
is under a bridge.

theres a few nice parks,
but at night they fill with knife wielding maniacs.

morrissey used to have a house near stephens green.
he was recently spotted swishing around near the george,
which is a rather infamous gay night spot.

[keep away from the alley behind the george]

Under the bridge is the best place to be, eh?
Do they have internet connectiond down there Miss pillow?
Are there any good nights out at all?
Cos I want to see people and I want to see life.....
(although I dont have a car)
Or is under the bridge still the best place to be?