at least i managed to get a bit of action in between my morning visit and my evening visit,
which is more than i normally achieve.

better stop....

its not polite to discuss ones underwear adventures.

wahey!

i suppose im not allowed to listen to the smiths today then,
morrissey might find out ive been enjoying myself,
and beat me up with his giant hands.

jeez!

what next?

a mouth full of meat?

> jeez!

> what next?

> a mouth full of meat?

wahey!!

but one slip,
and you find yourself...

ah christ, use your imagination.
ive said enough.
im going to think about something wholesome...

perhaps kittens,
mmmm yes,
fluffy creatures frollicking in a non sexual manner...

aaaaaaahhhh......

i would eat kittens but i'm a veggie

i can't

it's not right...

*sharpens his carving knife*

yes

like pasta mit pesto

mmmmmmmmm

and semen

*ahem*

using a computer in bed can only lead to one thing...

santa isnt coming for you this year!

> using a computer in bed can only lead to one thing...

> santa isnt coming for you this year!

very true.

i have a feeling satan might be though

bringing exciting gifts,

one can only imagine....

''here''
says morrissey,
undoing his ribbon...

''unwrap me, im yours...''

> ''here''
> says morrissey,
> undoing his ribbon...

> ''unwrap me, im yours...''

said mickey

57-0 now i think muahahaa

I wish Morrissey would unwrap me...heh...bi side showing through here

*cringes at how trendy he can be sometimes*

Bi side??? OMG and there was me thinking you're the gayest man I've ever seen!!!

GDx

> said mickey

> 57-0 now i think muahahaa

> I wish Morrissey would unwrap me...heh...bi side showing through here

> *cringes at how trendy he can be sometimes*

> Bi side??? OMG and there was me thinking you're the gayest man I've ever
> seen!!!

> GDx

I resent that! I'm actually the biest (word?) man you've ever seen