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View Full Version : Why I Can Never Be Stopped Suedehead December 1, 2002, 05:38 PM 1. I am Suedehead 2. I own 3 guitars 3. I have a pet cat 4. I can drink a pint of lager in 32.23 minutes 5. I own the world's largest tube of KY Jelly 6. I am incredibly bored and have a lot of time on my hands Phear my wraph! mickey December 1, 2002, 05:41 PM Suedehead December 1, 2002, 05:43 PM oh my god you're like soooooooooooooo rude! :P I am Suedehead. Hear me hum. *hmmhmhmhmmhmhm...* mickey December 1, 2002, 05:44 PM Suedehead December 1, 2002, 05:45 PM Yes... Arsehole... Just as I thought... *continues to hum* mickey December 1, 2002, 05:46 PM IHAVEKNOWIDE December 1, 2002, 05:49 PM > Yes... > Arsehole... > Just as I thought... > *continues to hum* Well A HUMBUG Suedehead December 1, 2002, 05:49 PM We don't have trailer parks in the UK (though I'm sure you have much experience with them, since yo momma, her momma and her momma before dat were all the park bikes - everyone had a ride) And I'm 16. I'm still at school. Why the fuck would I want a job? I can leech off my parents. Arsehole. *hums once more* mickey December 1, 2002, 05:52 PM Suedehead December 1, 2002, 05:53 PM No...*looks puzzled* Hmm, looks like someone had the stick shoved a leeeeeeetle too far up their arse this morning... Hello deary? Are you there? Ears open? Good. YOU ARE AN ARSE! *takes a deep breath and recommences humming* mickey December 1, 2002, 05:56 PM Suedehead December 1, 2002, 05:57 PM I'm vegetarian. I don't eat fish. You know that saying, "When you assume..."? *hmmhmhmhmmhmhm* mickey December 1, 2002, 06:00 PM Suedehead December 1, 2002, 06:01 PM Why would I fry them in lard when lard is beef fat? Your lack of wit and intelligence astounds me. You're probably 4/5 years older than me too. That makes me laugh. Very hard. *hmmhmhmhmmhmhm* mickey December 1, 2002, 06:53 PM Girl Drowning December 1, 2002, 07:24 PM Hahaha keep humming baby! GD PS I would recommend a haircut though! Sorry! > Why would I fry them in lard when lard is beef fat? > Your lack of wit and intelligence astounds me. > You're probably 4/5 years older than me too. > That makes me laugh. > Very hard. > *hmmhmhmhmmhmhm* theboysharp December 1, 2002, 07:44 PM > 5. I own the world's largest tube of KY Jelly I beg to differ. Suedehead December 1, 2002, 07:54 PM > I beg to differ. ...If you show me yours :p Suedehead December 1, 2002, 07:56 PM > Hahaha keep humming baby! > GD > PS I would recommend a haircut though! Sorry! I shall continue to hum... And that pic is about 5 months old, my hair's shoulder length now :P theboysharp December 1, 2002, 08:03 PM > ...If you show me yours :p Okay, you called my bluff. I do, however, own the world's largest sachet of "Liquid Silk". So nerr... Suedehead December 1, 2002, 08:05 PM > Okay, you called my bluff. I do, however, own the world's largest sachet > of "Liquid Silk". So nerr... Liquid Silk? I can't compete with that! :'( pillow December 1, 2002, 08:29 PM just think: there are plenty of more productive things you could be doing with your hands, like knitting or something... vBulletin® v3.8.4, Copyright ©2000-2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
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