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Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 05:38 PM
1. I am Suedehead
2. I own 3 guitars
3. I have a pet cat
4. I can drink a pint of lager in 32.23 minutes
5. I own the world's largest tube of KY Jelly
6. I am incredibly bored and have a lot of time on my hands

Phear my wraph!

mickey
December 1, 2002, 05:41 PM

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 05:43 PM
oh my god you're like soooooooooooooo rude! :P

I am Suedehead.

Hear me hum.

*hmmhmhmhmmhmhm...*

mickey
December 1, 2002, 05:44 PM

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 05:45 PM
Yes...

Arsehole...

Just as I thought...

*continues to hum*

mickey
December 1, 2002, 05:46 PM

IHAVEKNOWIDE
December 1, 2002, 05:49 PM
> Yes...

> Arsehole...

> Just as I thought...

> *continues to hum*
Well A HUMBUG

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 05:49 PM
We don't have trailer parks in the UK (though I'm sure you have much experience with them, since yo momma, her momma and her momma before dat were all the park bikes - everyone had a ride)

And I'm 16. I'm still at school. Why the fuck would I want a job? I can leech off my parents.

Arsehole.

*hums once more*

mickey
December 1, 2002, 05:52 PM

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 05:53 PM
No...*looks puzzled*

Hmm, looks like someone had the stick shoved a leeeeeeetle too far up their arse this morning...

Hello deary? Are you there? Ears open? Good.

YOU

ARE

AN

ARSE!

*takes a deep breath and recommences humming*

mickey
December 1, 2002, 05:56 PM

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 05:57 PM
I'm vegetarian. I don't eat fish.

You know that saying, "When you assume..."?

*hmmhmhmhmmhmhm*

mickey
December 1, 2002, 06:00 PM

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 06:01 PM
Why would I fry them in lard when lard is beef fat?

Your lack of wit and intelligence astounds me.

You're probably 4/5 years older than me too.

That makes me laugh.

Very hard.

*hmmhmhmhmmhmhm*

mickey
December 1, 2002, 06:53 PM

Girl Drowning
December 1, 2002, 07:24 PM
Hahaha keep humming baby!

GD

PS I would recommend a haircut though! Sorry!

> Why would I fry them in lard when lard is beef fat?

> Your lack of wit and intelligence astounds me.

> You're probably 4/5 years older than me too.

> That makes me laugh.

> Very hard.

> *hmmhmhmhmmhmhm*

theboysharp
December 1, 2002, 07:44 PM
> 5. I own the world's largest tube of KY Jelly

I beg to differ.

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 07:54 PM
> I beg to differ.

...If you show me yours :p

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 07:56 PM
> Hahaha keep humming baby!

> GD

> PS I would recommend a haircut though! Sorry!

I shall continue to hum...

And that pic is about 5 months old, my hair's shoulder length now :P

theboysharp
December 1, 2002, 08:03 PM
> ...If you show me yours :p

Okay, you called my bluff. I do, however, own the world's largest sachet of "Liquid Silk". So nerr...

Suedehead
December 1, 2002, 08:05 PM
> Okay, you called my bluff. I do, however, own the world's largest sachet
> of "Liquid Silk". So nerr...

Liquid Silk?

I can't compete with that!

:'(

pillow
December 1, 2002, 08:29 PM
just think:

there are plenty of more productive things you could be doing with your hands,

like knitting or something...