You poor thing.

> You poor thing? you whore / homosexual. I am the almighty PIMP. Give me a rim job. I went to university and passed my exams.

>> You poor thing?

> you whore / homosexual. I am the almighty PIMP. Give me a rim job.
> I went to university and passed my exams.

Who believes that?? An educated person in his *right* mind would never post the crap you do.
You're just a sicko.

SICKO!??! I am PIMPMASTER FLASH. Get down and give me a RIM JOB. yeah, RIM JOB, RIM JOB etc etc etc. I'm so great so give me a RIM JOB etc.

That was the fake Mr. Improper making an attempt at satire, which I think succeeded fairly well since you thought it was really him! But yes, Mr. Improper has indeed claimed to be university educated, which you are probably right in saying is a complete farce. Last time I checked, they don't give diplomas to orangutans.

> SICKO!??! I am PIMPMASTER FLASH. Get down and give me a RIM JOB. yeah, RIM
> JOB, RIM JOB etc etc etc. I'm so great so give me a RIM JOB etc.

Only pimps give rim jobs. If you want a rim job, you have to become a rent boy. Not that I know much about such things, of course.

Actually,that was the real me anus. I do have degrees from eastern mich,you dont need to believe it. I make more money than you,get all the pussy I need and yes,I am a PIMP.Now ass clown,whats up?? you have a degree,whats your excuse??

I am a PIMP and I spend most of my time sitting at home looking at the Morrissey website. How fly is that? (RIMJOB)

> Actually,that was the real me anus. I do have degrees from eastern
> mich,you dont need to believe it. I make more money than you,get all the
> pussy I need and yes,I am a PIMP.Now ass clown,whats up?? you have a
> degree,whats your excuse??
Aren't you a Red Wings fan???

Unlike you, I don't feel the need to brag about my private life. Now if you want people to believe you're a college grad, stop acting like a belligerent, unimaginitive blowhard. Oh yeah, everyone still hates your sad ass.

I'm amazed any women would come anywhere near you. Even hookers have their limits. Your college must not be very good if the best insult you can muster is ass clown. Please kill yourself. Put yourself out of your idiotic misery.

Absotootlelootely,they are the best team in hockey. Dont hate the PIMP baby,hate the game.

Unlike you,I dont give a fuckity fuck if people hate my sad ass. I must be doing something right jerkity jerk off to have you reply to all my posts?? just because I fucked your mom in the ass on halloween is of no consequence here. hell,if anything,you should talk to your mom,shes the one who gave it up so easily. Something about your dad having a small penis??? well,That may be why she came to me,I dont have that same problem. At least she didnt think so. Tell her to bring more money and more yoshinoya next time.

I think I'm going to fuck your mom just to see how you like that. I'm gonna fuck her in the ass and make you suck my dick afterwards. Don't worry, I'll use some Yoshinoya soy sauce as lube. I'm a gentleman like that.

> Unlike you,I dont give a fuckity fuck if people hate my sad ass. I must be
> doing something right jerkity jerk off to have you reply to all my posts??
> just because I fucked your mom in the ass on halloween is of no
> consequence here. hell,if anything,you should talk to your mom,shes the
> one who gave it up so easily. Something about your dad having a small
> penis??? well,That may be why she came to me,I dont have that same
> problem. At least she didnt think so. Tell her to bring more money and
> more yoshinoya next time.

LOLOLOLOL sorry, but you have to admit THAT is FUNNY!!!

> Unlike you,I dont give a fuckity fuck if people hate my sad ass. I must be
> doing something right jerkity jerk off to have you reply to all my posts??
> just because I fucked your mom in the ass on halloween is of no
> consequence here. hell,if anything,you should talk to your mom,shes the
> one who gave it up so easily. Something about your dad having a small
> penis??? well,That may be why she came to me,I dont have that same
> problem. At least she didnt think so. Tell her to bring more money and
> more yoshinoya next time.

My dick didn't even touch the sides. Hmm, I guess Mr. Improper's fat ass stretched her out too much at birth. A likely possibility, but really, she's just a ho. Plain and simple. I'd do her again though. I never say no to pussy and I can assure you, I get more than Mr. Improper ever will. Mr. Improper, apart from screwing our moms and your sister, how many women have you had? Seriously, how many women under 50 to whom you are not related have you slipped the salami? What's that you say? Zero. Well I'd never have guessed. You've never had no one ever, you say? You'll get no sympathy here, my boy. Go grow some testicles.

Let me know how my mom is ok?? and as for me sucking your dick?? I doubt it since im not gqay like you,but hey,thanks for asking. By the way,My mom died in a car crash about 4 years ago.

I have testicles,they're always bouncing up and down off your moms ass fuckstick. Ive slept with well over 40 women anus cream stew. I dont care if you fucked more than that,it's QUALITY not quantity assface.remember that. Besides,just because you're mad that your mom gave it up to me,is no reason to get mad at me. get mad at her,it's her that Violated me. Who could blame her though?? I am the PIMP of the fookin nation and you are a dickless wonder who's women soon come to me to fuck becuase you have no dick.

Hey,thats nothing to go bragging about. I might be alot of things(a person who fucked your mom one of them),but i dont do farm animals or any animals for that matter. No wonder you're so fucked in the head. Next time,I'd keep that info kinda quiet for your own safety.

What (the fuck difference) does that make? I seem to recall you making comments about other people's mothers when they too were dead. How's that for hypocrisy? Anyway, sorry about your mom. Why couldn't it have been you in that car?

Were the ones that weren't my mom all hookers? Probably. I haven't fucked more than 40 women because I know how to keep it in my pants. I'm not a fucking manwhore. I've been with the same woman (happily I might add) for several years. I hope you get tested. Either that or use a goddamn rubber the next time you're poking my mom.

Why couldn't it have been you
> in that car? -Andy Rourke to( Mr. Improper)
Hey Andy, You Jerk
Karma's a bitch you know.
Mr. Improper, sorry to hear about your Mom.

> Absotootlelootely,they are the best team in hockey. Dont hate the PIMP
> baby,hate the game.
I could never hate you, but don't hate me when I say Devils all the way!

It's cool. Unlike most people here,i couldnt care less what you say about me,my mom,my dad,my education,me being heterosexual,nothing. Nothing offends me. I have fun,if you dont like it,or dont like to read any of my posts, it's as simple as not reading them. I have yet to kill anyone with my postings, so i think I'm doing ok. No one forces any of you to read and/or respond to any of my posts. Dont read them if you dont like them. I always laugh at people who find others offensive,becuase i know that those same people,do something that offends others as well.

I will,and I use rubbers every time. goody for you(i'm surprised someone's been dumb enough to put up with your ass that long,you must pay her well??). I cant help the fact that women find me attractive. By the way,your moms a good women,she just needs to remember to bring yoshinoya with her next time.

My mother isnt a sheep,anus. Shes dead. but thanks for getting involved in the discussion ms.helper. I dknow you learned how to suck off baboons until you met mindy,but i dont go around giving that info. I figure people will find out on their own eventually.

but thanks for getting involved in
> the discussion ms.helper. -I loved Back to School!!

Why all the hate for whores, Mr. Improper? You say it like it's a bad thing. I mean, if whores didn't exist, losers like you would never get laid. Furthermore, pillow didn't do anything the least bit whorish. I said I fucked yo momma and you said I fucked a sheep. The logical leap to make is that your mother is a sheep. Don't hate on pillow just because her powers of reason are more highly developed than yours. Try not to be too jealous. After all, pillow is a human while you are only a lowly orangutan. In summary: 1) pillow is not a whore and 2) respect the whores, bitch -- they keep your sorry ass in business.

> I have yet to kill anyone with
> my postings, so i think I'm doing ok

You're a sick pervert! You disgust people.

I dont disgust people as much as how you look,but hey,we cant all have it so lucky. Lucky for you,they have surgery for that kind of stuff. Unfortunately though,they dont have surgery for frontal phlobotomies.

I dont hate whores bitch,they make me alot of money and the buy me lots of yoshinoya,both good things. pillow as a whole is a trollop and a dirty 3 dollar hooker. She/he/it might very well be more popular or more well liked here than myself,but whats your excuse bitch?? when you know,get back to me. The sheep thing didnt really make sense since one couldnt possibly think about my mom being a sheep. Only a dumb ass like you would try to argue the point.But I hear dumbasses run in your family??

You. Are. A. Joke. I said it nice and slow so you could understand me.

WASH OUT YOUR MOUTH WITH DOMESTOS YOU TEDIOUS TURD BURGLAR.

You are an...Idiot...said that slow enough for you to hear me as well.

I thought you loved Me?? You're a liar then huh?? figures,another jealous person who has to lie to try and be cool. You say you love me,now you don't?? Either make up your mind or change your name ass clown.

Seems to me a certain college educated individual never learned the definition of sarcasm. I'm telling ya, Mr. Improper, ask for a refund! You got ripped up on that fancy book learnin' of yours.

Look anus,if anything,those people at the zoo should feel ripped off. They keep pictures of you at the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerkin off. people wanted to see them jerk off on your pictures,I guess the monkeys thought you were ugly as well?? no big deal. You should be mad at your parents though. afterall,they're the ones who allowed us to see your dumbass. We dont like what we see,can we trade you in for a pet monkey???

If you had said orangutans, that'd mean Mindy was blowing you.

> Unfortunately though,they dont have surgery for frontal *phlobotomies*.

I think you are referring to "frontal lobotomies," although some people were left in a vegetative state. There seem to be better procedures now.

For your problem, I'm sure your doctor perscribed some meds. Now, if you'd just take them regularly, Morrissey and his mom would really breathe a lot easier.

My mom has been deceased for a number of years, but I'd feel better if you were properly medicated and guided to some mental health bulletin board.