Hey, guess what time it is!!!

Here ya go:

http://www.bigfatbaby.com/newfun2/flash/saddam.swf

Saddam wrote:

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LoafingOaf wrote:
> Honestly, though, I think voting is mostly a waste of time. I show up to
> see some of the neighbors and to go through the fun mechanics of punching
> the ballot. But I've never felt excited when I'm voting. The one thing
> that makes me feel more up on it is because we saw how the people of Iraq
> were so humiliated a couple weeks ago, forced with threats of violence and
> death to give Saddam 100% of the vote. Can you imagine? I so can't wait
> till we kill that fucker. And it gives me a renewed appreciation for the
> nice old ladies who hand me my ballot with a smile, no matter who I wanna
> vote for.
Come on, o esteemed sheik of the Clevelend braves Mr Oaf, I won those elections fair and square...

Holy Allah is my witness, I can't help that my subjects love me so much, they
voted 100% for me, 'cause they adore me, who am I to oppose the will of the Iraqi peoples and the will of Prophet Muhammad!... Those were way better results then 99.99% for my fellow Arab Democratic bud Mr Mubarak at last Egyptian election...

Too bad, my recent political opponents slipped on the banana peel and all fell into the pool with live hungry crocodiles and sharks... But that was Allah will, it will happen with all, who would run against me in elections, the Father of all Iraqis. I'm the World best dad and granddad, and did I forget to tell you, I got an honorary award of the Humanitarian of the Year from Esteemed Lybian leader Muammar Kaddafi... I beat up Slobodan Milosevich and Fidel Castro to get the main prize... it was a life supply of Russian and North Korean made ammunition, for personal use against enemies of the peoples and against enemies of the peace and quiet and against small annoying animals, like puppy dogs and blind baby kittens...

Some Imperialist Zionist Onanist enemies of the peoples are doubting my glorious victory over Big Satan, America that's it...
Yes, you have billions, yet I have a secret weapon in my arsenal...
I just found out that the Greatest American action movie actor of 80s, Steven Segal is having hard times in Hollywood... So I promptly hired him to be our main military adviser... After all, o esteemed hero Mr Segal in some of his best movies was able to beat up 30 enemies in 3 minutes with sword, baby carriage, chair, meat-grinder and sometimes, with his bare feet, then eat shish-kebab, save a baby whale, utter some wise saying like "you made my day" and, finally, fall in love and snatch the most juicy babe around! That's the attitude I'm looking in my glorious Iraqi officers and soldiers to replicate...
That's the style of battleship I'm looking to introduce to you, American infidels!

Now, I heartedly invite you to Iraq to be my personal hostage, and play with my 1000 virgin wifes at my Bagdadi Gardens of Paradise... OK, for the sake of punctuality, 998 really, 2 women managed to escape, but my glorious Revolutionary guards are looking for them day and nite! Also, you could get unique opportunity to get an Mr Segal autograph in intimate setting of my personal bunker.... Sorry, can not promise David Cassidy, New Kids on the Block or Tiffany, but maybe next year, who knows...

Selyam Aleikum, my friend, and enjoy your so-called free and open society, while you are dateless, and I'm on my way to my 998 playmates! Hey, maybe I have to live just another week or two, so why not to spend the remnants of my days in wild orgy of eternal lust, before my great master Allah would call me for his final judgement in hell...

P.S. For details of the Bagdad 2002 Tan & Fun trip, call my personal lawyer Mr Acme Rozenblatt from New Jersey based Cohen, Jefferson, Feldman & Rozenblatt Lawyers Inc...

P.S.S. Who is Morrissey? Is he an action movie actor too, like Van Damme?