tell me a little about youself.........

what for? and what do you want to know?

How's Mork?

very funny. now your parents may have been dumb enough to name you after some dumb television show. mine, however, were not.

well, where are you? and what sort of shoes do you wear? i am in london.

erm, i am from torrance, california but i currently live in los angeles (same county! 15 miles/15 minutes away).

and i hate wearing shoes. i usually wear flipflops, but i've been known to wear a pair of docs from time to time, jack purcell converses, or checkerboard vans.

> erm, i am from torrance, california but i currently live in los angeles
> (same county! 15 miles/15 minutes away).

> and i hate wearing shoes. i usually wear flipflops, but i've been known to
> wear a pair of docs from time to time, jack purcell converses, or
> checkerboard vans.

....And what kind of underwear do you wear, thongs also? Or briefs, granny panties, etc.?

granny panties. duh. i'm no vixen - i'm celibate. why should i waste money on sexy underwear?

oh, hello. why are you celibate? what's the weather like in la? london is wet and cold

I like your name. what do you do?

today, it's wet and cold! and strangely, when i was in london, it was sunny and beautiful. peculiar. ah well, LA is normally very mild and sunshiney. as if you didnt already know that!

and im celibate because i am a 19 year old girl who is very unhappy with herself who does not need to be making other people unhappy by getting involved in their lives. and my standards are inexplicably high. im saving myself for moz.

okay, okay, im just ugly.

i doubt it. you're probably very beautiful. well, it's nice to meet you. is la a nice place to live?

so near yet sooooo far

thanks.

is LA a nice place? morrissey seems to think so! but seriously, the weather is great. the people, not so much. your average people of course are the same as anywhere else, a mixture of good and bad. but there are a lot of really bad people here, in my opinion. by bad, i mean shallow and unintelligent and just generally immoral in every sense.

i mainly like LA because of the weather and because this is my home. eventually, i want to live in europe, preferably in london or paris.

barcelona is the place to live. i think. i visited l.a many years ago and it was so big i didn't see anything. i'd like to look again sometime. tell me something about your life, i am wearing a pink shirt. and i am sane.

.....ish.

that's fabulous. pink is my favourite colour. i dont wear a lot of pink clothes anymore, but my SWATCH is pink and so is my knapsack. pink lip and cheek colour is where it's at - the only makeup i will wear. okay, way off topic. anyway, not that im not flattered (and yes, i do love to talk about myself), but why the interest in my life?

tell me something about yourself.

anyone else wanna get in on the autobiographical action?

> granny panties. duh. i'm no vixen - i'm celibate. why should i waste money
> on sexy underwear?

I laughed. Sorry, but I totally relate. By the way, I wear the same type of underwear as Johnny Bravo.

you just caught my eye. i don't know why.

it is my mission in life to make people laugh by poking fun at my own insecurities, shortcomings and general imperfections.

my failure as a human being=high quality fun for all!

you're not a lesbian, are ya? i mean, i dont mind the gays. im just not one.

i buy my underwear when i visit new york. once a year.

i buy the granny panties at victoria's secret. i only wear white. dont ask why.

oh okay, it's because they only had ugly colours the last time i went. fall colours suck. i have to wait until spring/summer and stock up on pretty pastel pinks and crap.

> my failure as a human being=high quality fun for all!

I didn't mean to sound offensive. I don't know you- yr some anonymous internet person- you could be Moz for all I know.

I just laughed coz that's the way I would have answered.

Not that I would wear granny panties, I'm male, and that'd make me infinitely more interesting, but I wear boring underwear that no one sees except for me.

hey, moz would approve. except he doesnt wear underwear. mmmm. moz commando. mmmm. pleasant thoughts indeed. i am the most over-sexed celibate person ever.

send me your picture. will you?

but that's so crass. i prefer anonymity here. i will consider it. maybe.

and i did say im not a lesbian, right?

you didn't. but that's ok. nor am i.

fabulous!

well, i just can't help it! where can we meet?

well, i'm waiting. patientlyish.

goodnight mindy.

well..... lets see,Im the biggest fuckin whore on the planet. I've sucked off elephants,giraffes,horses and dogs. I like to touch myself,I like to get naked and douse myself with lighter fluid. I talk too much. I have a frequent Dick suckers card from four states,I once banged an entire football team,I like to drink bourbon,I dont own a car,I bang guys for money and rides because im a whore and thats what I do,I've probably slept with someone in your immediate family,Im a dilusional,pyschopathic,pathetic,ass clown and thats really about it.

look mr yoshinoya, you may be able to make other people on this forum back down, but not me. dont get pissed off because for once someone else is getting more attention than you are. how sad that you feel so threatened by someone on a messageboard. do us all a favour and get a life.

also, please learn how to spell "delusional" before you try to use it in a sentence again. that is all.

> well..... lets see,Im the biggest fuckin whore on the planet. I've sucked
> off elephants,giraffes,horses and dogs. I like to touch myself,I like to
> get naked and douse myself with lighter fluid. I talk too much. I have a
> frequent Dick suckers card from four states,I once banged an entire
> football team,I like to drink bourbon,I dont own a car,I bang guys for
> money and rides because im a whore and thats what I do,I've probably slept
> with someone in your immediate family,Im a
> dilusional,pyschopathic,pathetic,ass clown and thats really about it.

Me? jealous of you?? don't flatter yourself whore. I've been the king of this board for a while now. Just like you've been a whore for a while now. that is all?? not even xlose ass clown. first off,you give lousy rimjobs,your supposed to swallow the entire load or it doesnt count. Secondly,you have to stop sleeping around to get on this board,no sense whoring your way into it. its just not worth it. Ive been called worse by better people fuckstain. Just because no one gives a rats ass about anything but trowin a bangin on you,is no reason to get upset at me. might I suggest a little more practice on your knees before you go opening your pie hole again?? do us all a favor ok?? unless you have something important or relevant to say,dont take the dick out of your mouth again. all dressed up and no one to blow huh?? poor thing

How imaginative. How clever.

> I've been the king of
> this board for a while now

What a joke! You're the scum of this board!
Morrissey is why we're here, and it sucks to have to avoid your droppings.

Thanks i take pride in my work,just ask your mom,she'll tell you. I hear you take pride in your work as well?? you need to. Listen anus,chatting with a made up friend(wanda) is no reason to step to me. I doubt you even noticed that the only replies to your posts you got were from Wanda??? we all did. Just like we noticed(or knew) that you are a filthy stinking dirty whore who's sucked and slept her way onto this board. So,if I were you,I'd shut your pie hole and just continue to speak to your imaginary friend. I'll be at your house eating yoshinoya and chillin with your mom again. call us if you need a ride home ok???

Ok,that was entirely wrong of me to say. What it shoudl've read is: Ive been king of your mom now for awhile. silly me,there i fixed it ass clown happy???

I think what improper said really seemed to bug you huh? we don't care about you mindy,don't you get it?? your opinions here amount to shit. Maybe you should take his advice and not take the penis out of your mouth and save us all the trouble of having to listen to you speak?? that would be a wonderful christmas gift for all. I bet morrissey would even be happy about that.

> Ive
> been king of your mom now for awhile

"I can feel the soil falling over my head"

king of this board? my ass. king of the assholes on this board, maybe. you are ridiculous, okay. you never have anything halfway relevant to say about anything. now if you must continue to insult me, insult me about something real. i may be a lot of things, but a whore is not one of them.

p.s. learn the definition of rimjob. now, ive never given one, but i at least know what it is, and there is no load to swallow after a rimjob. did you mean a blowjob, perchance? now please, go fuck yourself.

> Me? jealous of you?? don't flatter yourself whore. I've been the king of
> this board for a while now. Just like you've been a whore for a while now.
> that is all?? not even xlose ass clown. first off,you give lousy
> rimjobs,your supposed to swallow the entire load or it doesnt count.
> Secondly,you have to stop sleeping around to get on this board,no sense
> whoring your way into it. its just not worth it. Ive been called worse by
> better people fuckstain. Just because no one gives a rats ass about
> anything but trowin a bangin on you,is no reason to get upset at me. might
> I suggest a little more practice on your knees before you go opening your
> pie hole again?? do us all a favor ok?? unless you have something
> important or relevant to say,dont take the dick out of your mouth again.
> all dressed up and no one to blow huh?? poor thing

that's fantastic, because i dont care about you either. i was just trying to make a point that mr. improper cant seem to handle it when other people talk on this board. i think he would be happy if no one else came here and he could just talk to his many alter-egos. like you, for instance. anyway, please mind your own business. someone on the board asked me about myself, a couple people in fact, and i answered. that's my prerogative.

please, kindly go back to fucking mr improper - or if you're also mr. improper, please go back to fucking yourself.

it is a scatalogical term meaning to use the mouth and tongue on the anus. yes, i am as disgusted as you are.

> p.s. learn the definition of rimjob. now, ive never given one, but i at
> least know what it is, and there is no load to swallow after a rimjob.

If you're REALLY unfortunate and the recipient had some bad egg salad at the picnic that afternoon, it could happen that way you know.

thank god i'll never find out.

> that's fantastic, because i dont care about you either. i was just trying
> to make a point that mr. improper cant seem to handle it when other people
> talk on this board. i think he would be happy if no one else came here and
> he could just talk to his many alter-egos. like you, for instance. anyway,
> please mind your own business. someone on the board asked me about myself,
> a couple people in fact, and i answered. that's my prerogative.

> please, kindly go back to fucking mr improper - or if you're also mr.
> improper, please go back to fucking yourself.

Mindy, I enjoy your posts! And not just because we share the same political beliefs. Chat away!

thank you for being one of the few sensible, kind people on the board.

Awww whats the matter sweetie?? truth hurt?? you know what rimjobs are because as ive said all along,you give them to me on a regular basis ass clown. i didnt say cum anus,your supposed to swallow the entire load of shit,or it doesnt count fuckface. i know what a real rimjob is,I think i just made you do a little extra. as for me being the king of the assholes?? I say thank you and i take that as a compliment. You should take the compliments as you being the biggest whore on the planet that way as well. its not everyday we come in contact with a real luife whore as yourself. you have a gift,you should be proud. You are a whore and a half,or those 20 or so people I polled are lying on or the other?? i think they're right on. Mindy,I hear your like a 747?? not everyones been on a 747??? poor baby,doesnt want her secret to get out. Too late.

Ask mindy,she'll tell you what they are.

EDisgusted?? how so?? because you cannot admit to these nice folks(and i use that term lightly),that you do this on a consistant,nightly basis??? Listen,dont be sad,be glad. Glad that you have a gift worth giving. I know Im glad. your gift has given me such pleasure,I really appreciate it. My ass has never felt so good. Nice and soft too. that thing you do with your tongue at the end,oooohhhhhhhh what a delight that is.

Who you foolin???I forgot to tell you that i ate onions and cabbage the other night. Also had some refried beans,a gallon and a half of lemonade,some guacamole,and some carrot juice and you sucked it all up the other night. I dont know if i told you this or not,but thank you. You really know how to please a guy. I feel b ad for your tongue though. Just dont go kissing anyone with that mouth for at least a week ok???

and thank you mindy for being one of the biggest rimjob giving whores this planet has ever seen. We really do appreciate it alot.

No mindy,youve got me all wrong. i dont care that you chat on this board,i really dont. but when you come here and talk way too much about useless,dumb pathetic retarded stuff like you do,i get upset. Your just like all the rest of these fuckstains,dont have a fuckin clue as to what you're doing on here. too bad too. See,you waste our time with your bullshit posts about nothing. i on the other hand,bring misery and grief to an already dull board. cant argue with me thetre. At least i bring something to the table.

you like rim jobs? are you sure you dont have some homosexual leanings? now i dont normally make fun of gays, but seriously dude, i dont think you've been fucking all of our mothers. i think you've been dreaming about fucking our fathers instead.

when will you die? when will you die?

make the dream real.

were you not paying attention when i said i was celibate, you sad little man?

Maybe thats because one of 2 things has occured, Either 1 you couldnt find someone dumb enough to fuck you?? or 2 you couldnt pay someone enough to fook you?? I think Im both right. I mean c'mon,really,do you think someone would want to date a person who looks like a donkeys ass after taking a shit?? i didnt think so.

No,I only like the rimjobs you give me. I dont like guys,but thanks for asking and at least i can get laid,which is more than i can say for you, non pussy getting butch dyke. Oh thats it,your a carpet muncher huh?? aww isnt that sweet???

are you saying only gay people would enjoy something so "dirty"?

watch it mindy.

for christ's sake. why do people attack me when all i am trying to do is defend myself against improper's attacks? i have done nothing to warrant his attacks whatsoever.

yes, i know that many heterosexual people enjoy anal sex and variations thereof (i.e. rimjobs). and no, i don't think gay people are dirty scat-rats. i was merely playing off improper's obvious homophobia.

you have to admit, he probably is gay. there is nothing wrong with that, of course. but when will he accept himself? all he does is talk about fucking people's mothers and go around accusing people of being gay or lesbian. when he throws in a reference to his penchant for receiving anal stimulation, it kind of makes you wonder.

p.s. i am not homophobic at all, for the record. i have several gay relatives and many gay friends. perhaps that is why i am comfortable joking about homosexuality. when i do so, i do not mean to be offensive, and in general, i am trying to play off someone else's perceived homophobia.

p.p.s. i really think all of you people who post under random multiple aliases are rather sad. i don't hide behind other names.

a variation of anal sex would be, say, sticking a cucumber up your ass. or a ketchup bottle.

fine, make that variations on anal play.

> are you saying only gay people would enjoy something so "dirty"?

> watch it mindy.
Im trying to figure that out as well, that and the homophobic comments. But what do you expect from someone who compares a host of a TV show to Hitler.

yes, dozens of people come on this site and make inflammatory, homophobic comments, yet again, i am singled out when all i am trying to do is get this loser improper to leave me alone.

> yes, dozens of people come on this site and make inflammatory, homophobic
> comments, yet again, i am singled out when all i am trying to do is get
> this loser improper to leave me alone.
OOHH, I get it. Because Mr. Improper said he wants to have sex with your mother it justifies you insulting 10% of the world population(not to mention the person whose name appears at the top of the page). Thanks for clearing that up.
PS. Just how is making homophobic comments to a heterosexual male going to make him leave you alone?

the thing is, i dont think he is heterosexual. he is one of the most homophobic people on the board. furthermore, i dont think i was insulting 10% of the world's population in what i said. i merely said that he seems to enjoy a lot of anal play for someone who claims to be so staunchly heterosexual. maybe that could be perceived as offensive to the rest of the homosexuals in the world, and for that, i apologise.

there i apologised!

but i am not sorry for having pointed out just what a retard improper is. and now, i have realised the error of my ways. i am now ignoring improper instead of fighting back (i had hoped that if i fought back, he would realise i am not a pushover and would tire of harassing me).

and he never actually said anything about my mother, although he did basically rape me in virtual terms. i just tire of him using the same mother insult over and over on the rest of the people on this board.

furthermore, you just accused moz of being gay yourself! to my knowledge, he never made any claims about his sexual preference (apart from those old letters where he said he was bi), but that is an argument that has been done to death and so i will leave it be.

> OOHH, I get it. Because Mr. Improper said he wants to have sex with your
> mother it justifies you insulting 10% of the world population(not to
> mention the person whose name appears at the top of the page). Thanks for
> clearing that up.
> PS. Just how is making homophobic comments to a heterosexual male going to
> make him leave you alone?

I only bring it up because you do it so well my dear. You just opening your filthy rimjob giving mouth is enough to warrant any attack from me. i think its you who are gay. probably give your carpet muching friends rimjobs and thats how you got so good at it. if i fook moms,i wouldnt be gay dummy. get a clue,your not slick.

damn mindy...niot making too mnay friends in here huh??? maybe you should learn to keep your fookin Pir hole closed int eh future?? and please..for the last time,take my advice?? unless you have something important to say...stick to suckin dick ok??

Funny,you werent calling me a loser when we had sex andf you were giving me a rimjob. in fact,I distinctly remember you calling me your daddy. Nice try though...applaud the effort.

Listen,I dont know how you do it mindy,but everytime your tongue is in my ass,I feel so warm inside. now then,i am not,nor have been.,nor ever will be gay. I am straight. this whole am i gay thing was started by someone who was trying to be slick and think that if they said I was gay,that was their way of getting back at me?? i have always maintained that i am a "mother" fucker and i always will be. if you all cant deal with the fact that i am the fookin PIMP of the entire nation then deal with it. You're right mindy you're not a pushover...your a lying,deceiving,homophobic whore. it's common sense to figure out that if i bang woman,I couldnt possibly be gay??? for 19 you sure are as dumb as a brick. I dont do guys,never have,never will. Now then,I dont have a problem with gays,as long as they dont bother me about it,Im cool. now that we have that understanding mindy, may i leave you with this kind thought?? GO FUCK YOURSELF you dumb whore.

The thing is...i got my rocks off humiliating you on this board and it has worked. Am i the fookin man or what??? yes I am. Another satisfied customer." i wont reply to another one of his posts" fuckin lyin bitch. you're a liar......and you know it.... Deal with it.

> furthermore, you just accused moz of being gay yourself!

ACCUSED him of being gay? You make it sound like being gay is something horrid and undesirable.

since you are not being overtly antagonistic, i will answer you. i dont think being gay is horrid or undesirable. i apologise for my poor word choice. how about "you alleged that morrissey is gay" - is that still too allededly derogatory? okay, "you implied that morrissey is gay." you're missing the point anyway. i really don't understand people who take everything literally and then accuse me of taking things too seriously.

now, please can people stop getting pissy at me for standing up for myself in the face of harassment? this other person has said things that are far more offensive in my opinion than my suggesting that perhaps he might be gay. i even said that i dont think being gay is bad. i just want him to accept himself for what he is and let our mothers catch their breath!

im wondering if any gay people would actually be offended by what i have said. im sure most of you who have been complaining are heterosexual simply because i think i know who some of you are. many of my gay friends have said similar things in the face of harassment. i learn from the best.

now kindly please stop picking apart every single word i've ever said. god, now i know how morrissey felt after the NME debacle!

> ACCUSED him of being gay? You make it sound like being gay is something
> horrid and undesirable.

it's not my thing. can we please leave it at that? i am celibate. i dont expect anyone to go down on me. by the same token, i dont go down on anyone else either. i dont lick anyone's genitalia or other orifices. i apologise if it offends you that i'd rather not put my tongue in someone's ass. but that's my right. if other people want to do it, i dont have a problem with it. i was just responding so negatively because i was offended that someone would try to insult me by saying i do that. i would have responded probably just as strongly if he had made any other sexual comment about me because i am so far removed from all of that stuff.

p.s. why not get mad at improper for using that as an insult then? the fact that he said i did it in such graphic terms suggests that he also thinks it is a disgusting thing. hello? do you people have no sense of logic?

and again, i apologise for going back on my promise not to respond to these threads any longer. i just felt like i should clear this up lest you all think that i am anti-homosexual and all the times i stuck up for gays and minorities be nullified.

Actually mindy,I dont think they're disgusting in the least bit and I know that you do indeed like to give them because ,not only have you given me much rimjob pleasure,but it sevident that since you seem to be such an expert on the matter,I figured that youd have done this before?? thats what you told me anyways. No,What I do find disgusting however,are your dribble disguised as posts. We dont want to hear any commnetary,but you feel as if you need to explain your every move to us??? Hey listen,If you have a problem with homosexuality(which by the looks of your posts you must) thats your business. But whats more clearly evident here is the fact that you wont shut up and hold your breath before you speak. You seem to run off at the mouth all the time. Your good with your mom,I know. Anyways,Just drop the fucking situation. you got caught lying,then you tried to weasel your way out of it. Got caught with proof that you dont like homosexuals,which to this instant you'll deny,but we know otherwise,and most of all,YOU do know all about giving rimjobs,you gave one to me a few times,which i liked alot by the way.

i just felt like i should clear this up lest you
all think that i am anti-homosexual and all the times i stuck up for gays
and minorities be nullified.
Does that make up for your homophobic remarks and antisemetic comment? Comparing Bill O'Reilly to Hitler, who killed thousands is quite insensitive to the Jewish community and the millions who lost loved ones.

and dear 'yes, you do', i'm much too naive and innocent to know what a rimjob is. thank you for enlightening me, dear people, by the way.

i hope you're trying to be ironic or something. if not, you should get your facts straight. i never compared bill o'reilly to hitler. i said he was a fascist. hitler doesnt hold the monopoly on fascism, you know. furthermore, even if he did, my comment is in no way anti-semitic (please spell the word correctly). i never said anything denigrating to the jewish community (which incidentally i also have strong ties to! i think if you people knew me in real life, you would find that i am one of the most tolerant people around - about the only things i don't tolerate are jerks who try to insult me by saying i give rimjobs and the way people try to act like our government is on our side). now please go look up the word anti-semitism in the dictionary to find out what it really means before you accuse me of it!

i can hardly wait for your next claim, only this time, it will be ignored. what will it be "you're racist against peta!!" - or some such thing which makes even less sense than your previous posts. goodie!

> i just felt like i should clear this up lest you
> all think that i am anti-homosexual and all the times i stuck up for gays
> and minorities be nullified.
> Does that make up for your homophobic remarks and antisemetic comment?
> Comparing Bill O'Reilly to Hitler, who killed thousands is quite
> insensitive to the Jewish community and the millions who lost loved ones.

> No mindy,youve got me all wrong. i dont care that you chat on this board,i
> really dont. but when you come here and talk way too much about
> useless,dumb pathetic retarded stuff like you do,i get upset. Your just
> like all the rest of these fuckstains,dont have a fuckin clue as to what
> you're doing on here. too bad too. See,you waste our time with your
> bullshit posts about nothing. i on the other hand,bring misery and grief
> to an already dull board. cant argue with me thetre. At least i bring
> something to the table.
Mr Improper I must disagree with you on 1 point. Mindy brings to this board her secret desire to be with you.

I know shw wants to be with me,she just wont admit that I am that damn good.

> I know shw wants to be with me,she just wont admit that I am that damn
> good.
The reason why she shuts up about that is because she knows if she reveals how good you are everyone would want you and she wants you all to herself.

This is true,I am great. Thanks for letting everyone know the obvious. Mindy's just upset that the only reason behind my continuance in going out with her,is that she gives thee most incredible rimjobs. Maybe if your all lucky,I'll post those pictures of Mindy blowing a donkey.

> This is true,I am great. Thanks for letting everyone know the obvious.
> Mindy's just upset that the only reason behind my continuance in going out
> with her,is that she gives thee most incredible rimjobs. Maybe if your all
> lucky,I'll post those pictures of Mindy blowing a donkey.
Maybe you better not. Mindy's face may break all our monitors.

As you should. I am that damn good,judt ask mindy,she'll admit it too. it took you this long to figure out the obvious?? I rule,you don't,so whats your point anus?? You should worship me,I was born to be worshipped. Now,leave me alone,I'm enjoying some yoshinoya.