I know most of you are very jealous of me because Morrissey knows who I am and mentions me in every concert. It is not my fault he knows me on a first name basis and that I have the money to go to ALL his concerts and YOU DON'T! Don't hate me for being rich. It is not my fault most of you have to slave in a McDonalds kitchen working for minimum wage.

Compared to most of Morrissey fans, I am gorgeous. Most of the girls look like fat pigs and they guys look like dogs. I have to go to the bank, something most of you can't do, and take some money out for the next show.

Love Always,

Julia

That was funny as hell!!!!!

If Morrissey knew me, I'd be stuck up like no fucking joke too. Although I'd like to think most of Morrissey's fans don't work at McDonald's and have a little more class than that.

At least, I know I do. Haha.

> That was funny as hell!!!!!

> I know most of you are very jealous of me because Morrissey knows who I am
> and mentions me in every concert. It is not my fault he knows me on a
> first name basis and that I have the money to go to ALL his concerts and
> YOU DON'T! Don't hate me for being rich. It is not my fault most of you
> have to slave in a McDonalds kitchen working for minimum wage.

> Compared to most of Morrissey fans, I am gorgeous. Most of the girls look
> like fat pigs and they guys look like dogs. I have to go to the bank,
> something most of you can't do, and take some money out for the next show.

> Love Always,

> Julia

Heh, that was by far the most silly thing I've heard. Obviously, some one needs to try to over compensate for some major personal defects. But that's ok.

Funny that if you're so loved by Morrissey that you have to remove money from the bank in order to buy your ticket. Funny that he doesn't just give you one because you're so terribly special. And it's funny that you just don't have money leaking from your arse hole ... because you're so fabulous and rich.

Well, have a good time at the show ... I'm sure you'll be shooting darts at all the fat pigs and dog boys ... who will be having a wonderful time. I hope you don't miss a moment of your precious crowd hating.

love - k

Bless ya

Fuck them!!

Enjoy Birmingham!!!!

> I know most of you are very jealous of me because Morrissey knows who I am
> and mentions me in every concert. It is not my fault he knows me on a
> first name basis and that I have the money to go to ALL his concerts and
> YOU DON'T! Don't hate me for being rich. It is not my fault most of you
> have to slave in a McDonalds kitchen working for minimum wage.

> Compared to most of Morrissey fans, I am gorgeous. Most of the girls look
> like fat pigs and they guys look like dogs. I have to go to the bank,
> something most of you can't do, and take some money out for the next show.

> Love Always,

> Julia

Oh My! *slurp*

Jude -- when are you going to leave your wife for me?

That could be it so then I imagine he probably doesn't mention her name at every show then for a similar reason.

Hmm ... the great mysteries of Morrissey.

-k