song for boreissey,erm i mean morrissey.

*polite cough*

morrissey,
morrissey,
moz-u-like,
like spud-u-like with a bigger chin,
catch him in his wardrobe,
spanking himself with a biscuit tin,

morrissey,
morrissey,
moz you adore,
catch him in his underwear,
spanking himself with a two-by-four,

morrissey,
morrissey,
he has a thing for leather,
you can catch him on the bench,
by the play ground,
in the park,
in any kind of weather.

morrissey,
morrissey,
his friends are far and few,
he goes to bed,
with a tough skinhead,
and half a gallon of glue.

so three cheers,let there be three,
for our loveable bender,
dear morrissey.

*bow and exit*

Very funny, well done. Have you got a tune to go with it?

> Very funny, well done. Have you got a tune to go with it?

yes, im thinking flugel horns and wind chimes.

I think you should make a sign to hold up at one of the shows that says "Morrissey - Our Loveable Bender", I'll bet he would have a good giggle over that. Possibly.

> I think you should make a sign to hold up at one of the shows that says
> "Morrissey - Our Loveable Bender", I'll bet he would have a good
> giggle over that. Possibly.

oh he would sue my ass to hell

Moz never sues people, he just sits around waiting for the next person to sue him. Sometimes he even has time for a cup of tea in between.(And he can't sue you if he doesn't know who you are.)

He has a good sense of humour, I think he would laugh. The singer from the Strokes called him a "fucking faggot" to his face and he just laughed, and I think he'd know that your sign was meant to be affectionate.
And the look on his face as he read it would be priceless!

If you're the one who got on the stage at RAH, you're no scaredy cat, so do it!

> Moz never sues people, he just sits around waiting for the next person to
> sue him. Sometimes he even has time for a cup of tea in between.(And he
> can't sue you if he doesn't know who you are.)

> He has a good sense of humour, I think he would laugh. The singer from the
> Strokes called him a "fucking faggot" to his face and he just
> laughed, and I think he'd know that your sign was meant to be
> affectionate.
> And the look on his face as he read it would be priceless!

> If you're the one who got on the stage at RAH, you're no scaredy cat, so
> do it!

oh i would do it but sadly ive used up all my morrissey tokens for this year.
that man has left me penniless! he did get that scary doll that i made though,
he spoke to me!
he said:
''oooooh is that supposed to be meeeeeeeeeeee?''

i almost threw up on my shoes with joy.

[yes i am that royal albert hall fool]

What kind of scary doll?

By the way, I quite like your latest work (what Moz is), especially the idea of him rubbing himself with kittens and having a moan in his silk panties, but it's not as good as absolute shite.

What a funny lady you are

THATS 155 hail marys and 265 Our fathers and a clip round the ear for swearing

I was watching you last nite with my friend fighting with the Meatheads at the RAH

> *polite cough*

> morrissey,
> morrissey,
> moz-u-like,
> like spud-u-like with a bigger chin,
> catch him in his wardrobe,
> spanking himself with a biscuit tin,

> morrissey,
> morrissey,
> moz you adore,
> catch him in his underwear,
> spanking himself with a two-by-four,

> morrissey,
> morrissey,
> he has a thing for leather,
> you can catch him on the bench,
> by the play ground,
> in the park,
> in any kind of weather.

> morrissey,
> morrissey,
> his friends are far and few,
> he goes to bed,
> with a tough skinhead,
> and half a gallon of glue.

> so three cheers,let there be three,
> for our loveable bender,
> dear morrissey.

> *bow and exit*

that's funny considering julian from the strokes looks like a girly man himself.

> I was watching you last nite with my friend fighting with the Meatheads at
> the RAH

How much for a go in your time machine?

> What kind of scary doll?

> By the way, I quite like your latest work (what Moz is), especially the
> idea of him rubbing himself with kittens and having a moan in his silk
> panties, but it's not as good as absolute shite.

yeah i got stage fright

> How much for a go in your time machine?

its a washing machine, honey