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People for the Ethical Treatment of Pop Music
October 15, 2002, 05:53 PM
With Morrissey being such a rampant vegetarian, and with one of his favourite sayings being "Please don't kill anything", how does he feel about the band butchering his songs? Isn't that murder too? Death for no reason and all that?
Maybe PETPM should get involved.

I can see Boz behind the counter in my local butcher shop now with his new look. Can't you just picture him with the striped apron and paper hat? Cheerily handing over the carefully wrapped packages of chops and sausages?

"Boz Boorer - Your Friendly Neighborhood Butcher. Sausages With A Smile"

Now Alain on the other hand, I wouldn't reallly want him handling my food.

bored
October 15, 2002, 06:02 PM
There's already a hundred threads on this subject.

Sheep.

pillow
October 15, 2002, 08:12 PM
> With Morrissey being such a rampant vegetarian, and with one of his
> favourite sayings being "Please don't kill anything", how does
> he feel about the band butchering his songs? Isn't that murder too? Death
> for no reason and all that?
> Maybe PETPM should get involved.

> I can see Boz behind the counter in my local butcher shop now with his new
> look. Can't you just picture him with the striped apron and paper hat?
> Cheerily handing over the carefully wrapped packages of chops and
> sausages?

> "Boz Boorer - Your Friendly Neighborhood Butcher. Sausages With A
> Smile"

> Now Alain on the other hand, I wouldn't reallly want him handling my food.

this is a truly chilling little rant.fair play to you and your carefully wrapped sausages.

imagine them selling morrissey in bits over the counter:
''a chicken love?you dont want that.what you want is a nice side of morrissey,
half price'n all,well hung?why of course,watch while i slice it off the bone for you.''

cant you see him wrapping up morrissey in white paper and string?

LoafingOaf
October 16, 2002, 06:46 AM
> There's already a hundred threads on this subject.

> Sheep.

And I bet they were all started by him under different names!