LONDON, ENGLAND- In an answer to the many prayers that the angry denizens of "Morrissey-Solo.Com" have gotten down and kneeled for, The Holy Spirit* officially smote former Smiths drummer Mike Joyce*, and furthermore rewarded former Smiths frontman Morrissey* with a record deal with Sanctuary Records.

"That wanker MIke Joyce had it coming. After hearing Morrissey's angelic voice plead for revenge for that dreadful court case I decided it was only fair and just to put that dastardly drummer in his place: HELL!", Jesus said.

Reached at his home in suburban Hell, Satan* was overjoyed to hear of his former pupil's annoyance of The Lord Jesus Christ. "That's my boy. Me and Mike go waaaay back. How do you think he got all that drumming talent? He sure wasn't BORN with it! He'll be burning down here with me for eternity, anyway. We worked that all out in 1982- long before that fairy Jesus got involved. I don't want Morrissey's sorry-ass soul anyway- as I'm sure you've already heard." Belzebub said.

Neither Morrissey or Mike Joyce could be reached for comment.

* All persons in this post, wether real or spiritual, are actually fictional.

and just a couple of weeks ago, you found it within your interest to write a several paragraph report on why i was the lowliest scum of the earth just because i embarassed you in front of Mike!

so do you think moz would sign me to his label?

... you didn't embarrass me in front of Mike Joyce

I really have no hard feelings towards you

That would be great if Moz or anyone else signed you

Glad you enjoyed the joke ;^)

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