on october 2nd in dublin,
outside the ambassador
i will sing any smiths song of your choice,
for 40 cents.
i will mainly be wearing,
blue feathery mules,
and a smile.
see if you can find me.
im not going to try and get onstage again.im sore after being brutalized by those meat loaves at the albert hall.ive had enough!
heres to a friendly and pain free evening.
lets hope morrissey keeps doing those sit ups.

I'll give you 5 Euro's to sing a medley of Moz gurgles Ohhhh Errrr ha ha ha ha Ohhh Ahhhh urrrrrrrrghhh Errrrr NO LYRICS just the gurgles???

Do we have a deal?? *Shaking Hands*

> on october 2nd in dublin,
> outside the ambassador
> i will sing any smiths song of your choice,
> for 40 cents.
> i will mainly be wearing,
> blue feathery mules,
> and a smile.
> see if you can find me.
> im not going to try and get onstage again.im sore after being brutalized
> by those meat loaves at the albert hall.ive had enough!
> heres to a friendly and pain free evening.
> lets hope morrissey keeps doing those sit ups.

If you blow me real well,I might,just MIGHT give you 20 bucks. Then you can give me 19.00 back for even talking to you whore.