Before coming down to the breakfast cave every morning, Osama bin Laden
would look into his magical mirror and ask, "Mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the biggest arsehole of them all? "

The mirror would reply, "You are Osama".

That would make his day and he would arrive at the breakfast cave with
a huge smile on his face, before indulging in his goat's milk and dried
cowpat cereal. Not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and every
day the mirror would confirm his question. Yes, he was in fact, the biggest
arsehole of them all.

One day, Osama arrived at the breakfast table with a huge scowl on his
face, and he was obviously very upset. One of his eleven wives summoned up
the courage to ask him, "What's wrong Osama?"

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Osama replied, "WHO THE F*CK IS ROY KEANE?"