I myself look very Latino or ethnic...
but fancy myself looking like a hi-riding white Jew 'Ho mogul...
cause my role models are Robert Evans and David Geffen...
i delicately nibble low cal chicken salad with my follow artsy faggotsy types when dining outside somewhere at weho, then back at home i'm devouring a huge slab of Jon's sale bought ham on portuguese garlic bread and later a vanilla ice-cream from my fridge...
i used to hang out at Akbar at Silverlake... among other usual assholes... Now, monied, sort of, I'm haunting West LA fansy-shmansy places with $10 cocktails... and then drive to South Central to buy some snow... Just to impress my date... Vanity? How much worse could it be?
in short, i'm a overconfident obnoxious LA dickhead...

so, please, no offense was intended, Chris and Liar...
you are young idealists,
i'm a cynic...
you devout your life to noble ideals of Oscar Wilde & Morrissey...
i devout my life to... well, just trying to get the kick out of life, money, weed, guys & dolls (in my case, 100% guys), $ & pecos... Peru & Mexico... rain or snow... top or bottom, whatever...
am i having a good trip, you bet i do right now....

I'm the ugliest boy. I win.