Ok - we all know that his Mozness has written loads of hilarious lyrics. But which song has you tittering the most and, more importantly, why. Here are some 'candidates' to jog your darkling minds:

Vicar in a Tutu
Roys Keen
Some Girls Are Bigger than Others
Nowhere Fast
Margaret on the Guillotine
Ouija Board Ouija Board
Frankly Mr Shankly

And where is "GET OFF THE STAGE" and "Tony the pony" and you've missed "This Charming Man" New york Mix..

> Ok - we all know that his Mozness has written loads of hilarious lyrics.
> But which song has you tittering the most and, more importantly, why. Here
> are some 'candidates' to jog your darkling minds:

> Vicar in a Tutu
> Roys Keen
> Some Girls Are Bigger than Others
> Nowhere Fast
> Margaret on the Guillotine
> Ouija Board Ouija Board
> Frankly Mr Shankly

> And where is "GET OFF THE STAGE" and "Tony the pony"
> and you've missed "This Charming Man" New york Mix..

Hmmmm. Get off the Stage is great - sorry I missed that.

King Leer

> Hmmmm. Get off the Stage is great - sorry I missed that.

I'm talking Groucho, not Karl:

"So I broke into the palace,
with a sponge and a rusty spanner,
She said 'ehh I know you and you cannot sing',
I said 'that's nothing you should hear me play piano'"

As in it's so embarrasingly shit it's funny??!!

> King Leer

> Ok - we all know that his Mozness has written loads of hilarious lyrics.
> But which song has you tittering the most and, more importantly, why. Here
> are some 'candidates' to jog your darkling minds:

> Vicar in a Tutu
> Roys Keen
> Some Girls Are Bigger than Others
> Nowhere Fast
> Margaret on the Guillotine
> Ouija Board Ouija Board
> Frankly Mr Shankly

Couldn't resist this one; November Spawned a Monster

This Night Has Opened My Eyes, always has me in convulsions.

HairDresser on Fire

Really busy
Busy clippers
(and here is the funny part "uhhhhh uuuhh ooh oooooohh")
Oh, hairdresser on fire

HauuahauHuahauHauHauaUAHuah

Bussy scizzors w
> Ok - we all know that his Mozness has written loads of hilarious lyrics.
> But which song has you tittering the most and, more importantly, why. Here
> are some 'candidates' to jog your darkling minds:

> Vicar in a Tutu
> Roys Keen
> Some Girls Are Bigger than Others
> Nowhere Fast
> Margaret on the Guillotine
> Ouija Board Ouija Board
> Frankly Mr Shankly