DID YOU SEE HOW HE KEPT GUSHING ABOUT GREGG?? AND ALL THE OTHER "DUDES" IN HIS JOURNAL?????? THATS WHY WE ARE IN A LOVERS QUARREL RIGHT NOW!! IM MAD AT THE UGLY UGLY PERUVIAN BASTARD RIGHT NOW!! IM AIRING OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY!

I MISS THAT NASTY UGLY FAT BAST'ID!
CHRIS, HONEY, IF YOU READ THIS....COME HOME!!! I WANNA REAM YOU APART...LITERALLY!