The problem with this singer is that he's not spectacular enough

He needs to do something drastic, and fast as I'm close to tears with boredom.

Options to try for that all important boost:

1. be photographed in compromising situation with young female (Morrissey shocks world by announcing he is straight)

2. join a gym, lift that sagging derriere, show off in sexy pants

3. commit suicide, stop singing about being gone in the morning - just go!

4. commit suicide in an auto erotic way a la hutchence, (they hold seances in that hotel room.

4. or at least fake his own death and make anonymous shopping trips "trying to get noticed"

God I hate him sometimes!

Eat some bran and go take a shit. It'll help to clear the idiocy from your head.

Haha!

> The problem with this singer is that he's not spectacular enough

> He needs to do something drastic, and fast as I'm close to tears with
> boredom.

> Options to try for that all important boost:

> 1. be photographed in compromising situation with young female (Morrissey
> shocks world by announcing he is straight)

> 2. join a gym, lift that sagging derriere, show off in sexy pants

> 3. commit suicide, stop singing about being gone in the morning - just go!

> 4. commit suicide in an auto erotic way a la hutchence, (they hold seances
> in that hotel room.

> 4. or at least fake his own death and make anonymous shopping trips
> "trying to get noticed"

> God I hate him sometimes!

> Eat some bran and go take a shit. It'll help to clear the idiocy from your
> head.

> Haha!

Very crude!

To be honest I expected this level of debate from Morrissey fans.

Always follwers, never leaders.

You make me sick.