So now he has rescheduled....what happens if he cancels those NEW dates, means you fuckers will be out of more money, more time and less presents for the kids..hope your children love their new Pet Rock for Christmas since you spent more than a deed's blackacre for a chance to see Mr. "Go Fuck Yourselves" perosnally.

Isn't it great to be a Morrissey fan? I think Adolph Hitler has more consideration than Morrissey! Yeah, I'm that hateful..FUCK YOU!!!

The moral of this story: if you know Morrissey is that "iffy" about tourdates (and who doesn't), you deserve getting fisted in your ass for spending crazy you dickfucks!

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..also the committee for You got raped again foundation.