To:Handsome devils and some girls who are bigger than others,
It is late. Matthew and I are sitting in front of a computer in utter distress. Shall we fly to the west coast or to london booking ourselves in to the ywca? Alas we are poor anguished suffering ones, but being poor he likes us more, but that doesn't do us a bit of good. i decree today that morrissey(blessed be his name) owes us a show on the east coast, because the music that they constantly play here says nothing to us about our lives, so please, please, please let us get what we want this time(because lord knows it would be the first time) and if we are left here, with the ordinary boys, happy going nowhere but around here we will be forced to turn towards one another and say, angel, down we go together, we will gather all our old friends, put our arms around them ( because we really do love them((now does that sound mad?)))we will take those bloody sleeping pills, slip them in our loved ones drinks and die in the glorious THAT THERE IS A PLACE IN HELL FOR US AND OUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!
In other words what we are trying to say is, can anyone tell us if our noble leader is playing ANYWHERE near the east coast, and if not, why the bloody hell not.
So bona to vada, you lovely eeks and you lovely riahs(sic. ?)rsvpsvp ta!