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Mr.Improper rulez da game July 9, 2002, 04:48 PM Only if my good friend Mr.proper goes as well and we dine on yoshinoya while hosting this show. I thought this craig kilborn guy used to be on espn? it just goez to show,even jocks like me too." Too true your mozzetry. "Mr5.Proper is one cool cat and you all bash him for what?? he turned me on to yoshinoya,the soup of champions and I swear I cannot get enough. Mr. Proper I need more yoshinoya now". Relax,mozzer,I will get you some. Say,why not do the kilborn show,then we blow this pop sicle stand and you let me do guest vocals on your new record?? morrissey-"Done" See,I knew you were cool.
I hate Livvie July 9, 2002, 05:22 PM > Only if my good friend Mr.proper goes as well and we dine on yoshinoya
> while hosting this show. I thought this craig kilborn guy used to be on
> espn? it just goez to show,even jocks like me too." Too true your
> mozzetry. "Mr5.Proper is one cool cat and you all bash him for what??
> he turned me on to yoshinoya,the soup of champions and I swear I cannot
> get enough. Mr. Proper I need more yoshinoya now". Relax,mozzer,I
> will get you some. Say,why not do the kilborn show,then we blow this pop
> sicle stand and you let me do guest vocals on your new record??
> morrissey-"Done" See,I knew you were cool.
Are you a hottie Mr. Proper. Do you watch Port Charles???
Mr.Improper rulez da game July 9, 2002, 06:50 PM > Are you a hottie Mr. Proper. Do you watch Port Charles??? Ixnay on the port charles,but I am a hottie and a dead sexy man. Just look at my bo-dy!! Seriously,I am a hottie. Are you a fine betty??(betty:one fine looking lady)???
Fox in the Snow July 9, 2002, 09:35 PM > Only if my good friend Mr.proper goes as well and we dine on yoshinoya
> while hosting this show. I thought this craig kilborn guy used to be on
> espn? it just goez to show,even jocks like me too." Too true your
> mozzetry. "Mr5.Proper is one cool cat and you all bash him for what??
> he turned me on to yoshinoya,the soup of champions and I swear I cannot
> get enough. Mr. Proper I need more yoshinoya now". Relax,mozzer,I
> will get you some. Say,why not do the kilborn show,then we blow this pop
> sicle stand and you let me do guest vocals on your new record??
> morrissey-"Done" See,I knew you were cool.
Before I came at LA, I thought that Taco Bell is the worst fast food possible... Now I see Yeshinoya is even worse... I will write my congressman a suggestion to feed preason population exclusively by yeshinoya fatty beef & rice, I'm sure people would be genuinely horrified to go to prison then and crime rates would go down... On the other hand, I passed Burger King on my jogging route the other day and the smell of cheap burned oil was so bad, I had an "yuck, how anyone would it this shit and not to throw-up" sensation for a second...
Jet lag July 9, 2002, 09:38 PM Good answer, itīs too dangerous to let Improper Sucker or Gay Sucker watching Moz gigīs.
Who Are YOU? July 9, 2002, 10:35 PM > Before I came at LA, I thought that Taco Bell is the worst fast food
> possible... Now I see Yeshinoya is even worse... I will write my
> congressman a suggestion to feed preason population exclusively by
> yeshinoya fatty beef & rice, I'm sure people would be genuinely
> horrified to go to prison then and crime rates would go down... On the
> other hand, I passed Burger King on my jogging route the other day and the
> smell of cheap burned oil was so bad, I had an "yuck, how anyone
> would it this shit and not to throw-up" sensation for a second...
NO, taco bell is the worst fast food but Burger King is a close second.
Mr.Improper rulez da game July 10, 2002, 10:49 PM Your mom's a sucker and a good one at that. listen,just because i get more pussy than n'sync is no reason to get all upset with me. the fact that you cannot have sex with anything but farm animals is of no consequence here. take it as a sign that you'll never get laid. see,they keep pictures of guys/girls like you at zoo's to keep the monkeys from jerking off.
Mr.Improper rulez da game July 10, 2002, 10:52 PM At leats if you're going to ask the question,try to spell the word correctly. it's yoshinoya,(kinda like,I bang your mom every night). They are both speleed correctly and are correct. Yoshinoya is the soup of champions,that is why both me and the moz eat it. You're not cool enough to eat it,thats why you despise it. The beel and rice bowls..... mmm(just like your mom)...dee-lish
Mr Improper's Worst Nightmare July 11, 2002, 12:49 AM > At leats if you're going to ask the question,try to spell the word
> correctly. it's yoshinoya,(kinda like,I bang your mom every night). They
> are both speleed correctly and are correct. Yoshinoya is the soup of
> champions,that is why both me and the moz eat it. You're not cool enough
> to eat it,thats why you despise it. The beel and rice bowls..... mmm(just
> like your mom)...dee-lish
Hey, Mr Improper, it's time for you to take your Ritalin. My best regards to your underpaid hi-school teachers... 'cause many of them are dead from overwork... public education could be a challenging occupation with ADD retards like you prancing around schoolroom, playing with their private parts, drooling and peeing & shitting their pants. Did your dear mama smoke crack right after being impregnated by local used car dealer Skip in shaky Volkswagen '69? I guess, Tha Watts/Compton Ghetto brothah Skip decided to compromize his usually high standards at that fateful day of your birth out of sheer boredom, and your dogfaced mama needed a quick hit... I'm not surprised you know how to spell Yoshinoya... 'cause you work there every day, BTW, congratulation with your seniority 25 cents per hour raise over minimum wage... After all, it is your first raise in 10 years. Honest job, heavy sweet, fatty mug... Just one final wish, never put your tiny dick again into beehive, it could be hazardous to your frail physical and mental health...
Take care, Fox in the Champagne
underpaid teacher July 11, 2002, 01:31 PM
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