View Full Version : wanted: a fresh Mr. Proper post!


hey nonny nonny
June 17, 2002, 01:35 AM
It seem so dull when he's not around.

I Love Mr. Improper
June 17, 2002, 12:45 PM
> It seem so dull when he's not around.
I know, it sucks when he's not here. I love him more than Morrissey with a lot more wit.

hey nonny's mommy
June 18, 2002, 04:44 AM

Mr.Improper
June 19, 2002, 12:10 AM
It is dull when i'm not around. if you insist.

Mr.Improper
June 19, 2002, 12:11 AM
You should love me,some guys play hard to get,me? i play hard to want. ha ha ha

Who Are YOU?
June 19, 2002, 02:20 PM
Your so easy to want!!

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 19, 2002, 04:56 PM
Thank you and i accept. Just as long as you promise to stock up on yoshinoya?? it's the wonder soup of champions(thats why the moz and me eat it). yes,i will have your children. Are you a hottie with a nice body?? then Mr.proper is in da house like a mouse. Word on the street is,you's one fine mamma jamma

Booooop
June 19, 2002, 06:29 PM
and it's about the size of a peanut! Good luck getting pregnant!

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 19, 2002, 10:05 PM
That's almost as funny as when you took your clothes off at my house and ran out because you didn't want anyone to see your body. your chest looks like a wet blanket,your ass looks like rigota cheese in a plastic bag and have you no shame for how you look?? yuck! i've seen better faces on greeting cards. so next time you decide to join in the fun anus,remember,you're only getting in deeper,just like im getting deeper into your mom.

Booooop
June 19, 2002, 10:38 PM
Hey, relax, having one testicle isn't so bad. You could sing in your local boy's choir and sleep with a priest.

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 20, 2002, 03:28 AM
or even worse,you can sleep with your mom,who besides her incessent snoring and hairy back,wasn't all that bad. by the way,i did have a problem impregnating your mom,so i guess your not that funny huh? didn't think so

Mr. Improper
June 20, 2002, 03:42 AM

Mr. Improper
June 20, 2002, 03:45 AM
Or even better, I can sleep with your dad, who besides his incessent snoring and hairy back, isn't all that bad. By the way, I did have a problem impregnating your mom because I prefer guys, so I guess I'm not that manly, huh? Didn't think so.

Who Are YOU?
June 20, 2002, 11:39 AM
> and it's about the size of a peanut! Good luck getting pregnant!
For your information I was with Mr. Proper last night and he has two very large testicles and one HUMONGUOUS P***s!!! MMMMMMMM

Booooop
June 20, 2002, 02:00 PM
> For your information I was with Mr. Proper last night and he has two very
> large testicles and one HUMONGUOUS P***s!!! MMMMMMMM

You must be talking about his pet donkey.

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 20, 2002, 04:08 PM
see what it's like being me?? everyone wants to be like me. I rule,you don't get over it.

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 20, 2002, 04:10 PM
By the way assjack,why would I sleep with everyone's mom's if i were gay?? did you think before you wrote or were just like using the force?? it's idiots like you who crack me up. Stop trying to be me and be yourself. No one can be this great(well,maybe morrissey and of course a bowl of yoshinoya). But really,think anus. i dont like guys,thats why I was with your mom last night. Nice try jerky

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 20, 2002, 04:14 PM
See she knows. get it through your headz peoplez I fuggin rule da game,da planet,everything!!!!!. Another satisfied customer. i am hung like horse,can i help that though?? uh uh,just like i cant help bangin your moms all the time. They love me too,as they should. it's not everywhere i can have sex with women and get paid for it. Some dopes mom bought me some yoshinoya last night. i was so fuggin happy. Then she gave me a fifty and said"Mr.Proper,you really do rule da game" I know baby I know. Then it was off for more wonder soup at yoshinoya. have you folks tried the beef bowls?? simply dee-lish.

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 20, 2002, 04:17 PM
> You must be talking about his pet donkey.
Nope,that pet donkey was your mom walking backwards. man,she is one ugalee woman. Im glad i threw a flag over her face and did her for glory. Im still washing the stench off myself from that. do yourself and me a favor?/ tell your mom if she ever wants to bang me again,she has to wear perfume or at least wash herself. I almost lost the taste for yoshinoya after that fatal night. good thing i came to my senses.

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 20, 2002, 04:24 PM
IOt's ok dear,you can say it they know. I rule and they just dont understand why?? because i do assjacks. But I have to ask,who are YOU???

intelligentpersontoday
June 22, 2002, 01:19 PM
SO WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 22, 2002, 10:27 PM
Im waiting for another date with your mom.

intelligentpersontoday
June 22, 2002, 11:02 PM
> Im waiting for another date with your mom.

That incubator will be pleased to see you.

-laughing at the top of my voice --

Who Are YOU?
June 22, 2002, 11:39 PM
> SO WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
And thats not the only thing that is HUGE, and I mean gigantic and he knows how to use it.

intelligentpersontoday
June 23, 2002, 01:43 AM

Mr.Improper rulez da game
June 23, 2002, 10:19 AM
THE coathanger your mom used to try to abort you wont though. Why dont you go catch a nice case of sickle cell or als?? that way,we can see you shrivel up even worse than your penis has?? or at least thats what your mom told me. Why do you think your mom doesnt bang our dad anymore?? His package isnt "properly proportioned" like mine. ask your whore mom,she'll agree. next time you decide to step,ypou better come strong or dont come at all.(which i hear is another problem you have).