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Hunter Phoenix
June 12, 2002, 05:45 PM
If you haven't already, you MUST check out "The Shins" cd "Oh, Inverted World". You won't be disappointed... I promise.

Mr.Improper
June 12, 2002, 06:05 PM
Check out the ankles new cd "I sprained my foot walking down the street"

Hunter Phoenix
June 12, 2002, 06:08 PM
Check out the Nuttsacks new cd "I tried having sex with Mr. Improper but found a pencil more fulfilling"

Mr.Improper
June 13, 2002, 06:22 AM
Check out river phoenix new cd.I wish i hadnt ruined my career with drugs,sex and sucking allthat baboon cock. in stores next week. as an added bonus,the first 10,000 people receive a poster of mr. proper gang raping his mom with a coke bottle,a ginsu knife and a pack of wolverines.

Hunter Phoenix
June 13, 2002, 06:27 AM
Don't forget about Winona Ryder's new one...I used to steal drugs from River Phoenix until I found baboon gizz all over the bags

> Check out river phoenix new cd.I wish i hadnt ruined my career with
> drugs,sex and sucking allthat baboon cock. in stores next week. as an
> added bonus,the first 10,000 people receive a poster of mr. proper gang
> raping his mom with a coke bottle,a ginsu knife and a pack of wolverines.

Mr.Improper
June 13, 2002, 06:42 AM
Thats a pretty good one,a must have for any collector. How about this winona ryder classic"I have no career,so i decided to steal clothes for shits and giggles"??? brought to you by lock up records.

Mr.Improper
June 13, 2002, 06:45 AM
Hunter phoenix sucks walrus cock" in stores this fall. if you pre-order,you get a personal 8X10 of MR.Proper having sex with hunters mom. Watch how she takes it like a champ. i have negatives if you want extra copies.

Hunter Phoenix
June 13, 2002, 06:58 AM
> Hunter phoenix sucks walrus cock" in stores this fall. if you
> pre-order,you get a personal 8X10 of MR.Proper having sex with hunters
> mom...

DId you do that before or after her and her lesbian lover screwed you with their strap-on?

Mr.Improper
June 13, 2002, 07:57 AM
HUH???

Hunter Phoenix
June 13, 2002, 08:05 AM
> HUH???

Don't play stupid. She told me you like it when her and her girlfriend strap on robby baby and give it to you up the boootaay!

Hunter Phoenix
June 13, 2002, 08:10 AM
> Don't play stupid. She told me you like it when her and her girlfriend
> strap on robby baby and give it to you up the boootaay!

Mr. In-The-Pooper fudge-packed full of goodness. She told me how you like it. Hershey Highway exit ramp open, huh Mr. Improper.

Mr.Improper
June 14, 2002, 10:16 PM
What you just described anus,is what i do to your mom. open anus,insert my footlong. Now then,in your case,it'd be,open mouth,insert my foot in your fuckin face anus. No matter how hard you try,you cant fugg with me beeyatch(oops,normally I save that for your mom).

Mr.Improper
June 14, 2002, 10:17 PM
By the way assface and a half,did you know they keep pictures of you at the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerkin off?? Nice try nuttsack.