suzanne
April 14, 2002, 08:36 AM
obituary:
april 14, 2002.
Suzanne Elizabeth Schroeder, aged 27, died of boredom today at her south austin home.
"it wasn't completely unexpected," said one friend and internet source, "she has been seen picking at her fingernails for hours at a time because the morrissey news had been even less exciting for even longer."
She was last publicly seen at the Metropolitan movie complex, debating if she had anything better to do than contemplate sneaking in to see the movie "sorority boys."
Dr Luigi Vercotti, public liason at Mt Sinai medical center, was contacted regarding the circumstances of death.
"It's relatively rare, but it does occasionally happen. Usually, we try buy the patient a Sony Playstation to increase seratonin levels and bring an acceptable level of diversion to the patient's life, so they may still be bored, but not as much as they could be. i suspect in her case that she had gone undiagnosed for far too long."
Another friend confirmed Vercotti's assesment, "yeah, we were all pretty busy with work and stuff, but i didn't take it too seriously when she said, 'on top of everything else, the X-Files has been cancelled!' most of us didn't understand because we quit watching the show a few seasons ago when it became crappy."
she was found at home slumped in front of her computer with an Ace of Base CD on repeat.
Services will be held at tri-state crematorium in Georgia.
april 14, 2002.
Suzanne Elizabeth Schroeder, aged 27, died of boredom today at her south austin home.
"it wasn't completely unexpected," said one friend and internet source, "she has been seen picking at her fingernails for hours at a time because the morrissey news had been even less exciting for even longer."
She was last publicly seen at the Metropolitan movie complex, debating if she had anything better to do than contemplate sneaking in to see the movie "sorority boys."
Dr Luigi Vercotti, public liason at Mt Sinai medical center, was contacted regarding the circumstances of death.
"It's relatively rare, but it does occasionally happen. Usually, we try buy the patient a Sony Playstation to increase seratonin levels and bring an acceptable level of diversion to the patient's life, so they may still be bored, but not as much as they could be. i suspect in her case that she had gone undiagnosed for far too long."
Another friend confirmed Vercotti's assesment, "yeah, we were all pretty busy with work and stuff, but i didn't take it too seriously when she said, 'on top of everything else, the X-Files has been cancelled!' most of us didn't understand because we quit watching the show a few seasons ago when it became crappy."
she was found at home slumped in front of her computer with an Ace of Base CD on repeat.
Services will be held at tri-state crematorium in Georgia.