What a great idea it would be to get all of us organised into a dating pool... we obviously all have The Smiths/Morrissey in common...

Let's start with this (check mark answers in reply) :

You are a :

Male
Female

You want to meet :
Male
Female
Not looking

Relationship Type :
Not Looking
A friend/penpal
Dating
Marriage Minded

Marital Status
Single
Divorced
Separated
Married

Your Income

Less $10K
$10,000
$20,000
$30,000
$40,000
$50,000
$60,000
$70,000
$80,000
$90,000
$100,000
$120,000
$140,000
$160,000
$180,000
$200,000
Above $200k

Your Race :

White
Black
Asian
Hispanic
Native American
Greasetea
Other

Your Religion :

Not Religious
Catholic
Christian
Jewish
Muslim
Hindu
New Age
Other

Do You Have Children?
No
Yes, not with me
Yes, they live with me

Do You Want Children?

Yes
No
May be

Do You Smoke?

No
Yes, light smoker
Yes, I smoke

Do you Drink?
No
Yes, socially
Yes, regular

Education Level

College
Masters
PhD
Trade School
High School
None

Height

Weight

Hair Color

Eye Color

Now say a little about yourself:

final question: Are you an obsessed Moz fan who spends way to much time on this message board?

of course.

> Your Race :

> White
> Black
> Asian
> Hispanic
> Native American
> Greasetea

LOL!!! What kind of race is greasetea? Never heard before. Oh, my girlfriend is a nice looking greasetea, from Greasetea Land. Or worse: Your husband descends from greaseteas, right? Well, I can see for his face, his style.

> Other

> Your Religion :

> Not Religious
> Catholic
> Christian
> Jewish
> Muslim
> Hindu
> New Age
> Other

> Do You Have Children?
> No
> Yes, not with me
> Yes, they live with me

> Do You Want Children?

> Yes
> No
> May be

> Do You Smoke?

> No
> Yes, light smoker
> Yes, I smoke

> Do you Drink?
> No
> Yes, socially
> Yes, regular

> Education Level

> College
> Masters
> PhD
> Trade School
> High School
> None

> Height

> Weight

> Hair Color

> Eye Color

> Now say a little about yourself:

> final question: Are you an obsessed Moz fan who spends way to much time on
> this message board?

> of course.

> What a great idea it would be to get all of us organised into a dating
> pool... we obviously all have The Smiths/Morrissey in common...

> Let's start with this (check mark answers in reply) :

> You are a :

> Male X
> Female

> You want to meet :
> Male
> Female
> Not looking
Sheep X

> Relationship Type :
> Not Looking
> A friend/penpal
> Dating
> Marriage Minded
bestiality X

> Marital Status
> Single
> Divorced
> Separated X (the cops took away Bessie my goat)
> Married

> Your Income

> Less $10K X (my welfare got cut off)
> $10,000
> $20,000
> $30,000
> $40,000
> $50,000
> $60,000
> $70,000
> $80,000
> $90,000
> $100,000
> $120,000
> $140,000
> $160,000
> $180,000
> $200,000
> Above $200k

> Your Race :

> White
> Black
> Asian
> Hispanic
> Native American
> Greasetea X ( I am a mutant offspring)
> Other

> Your Religion :

> Not Religious
> Catholic
> Christian
> Jewish
> Muslim
> Hindu
> New Age
> Other X (I worship Elephants)

> Do You Have Children?
> No X (I ate them)
> Yes, not with me
> Yes, they live with me

> Do You Want Children?

> Yes X (I'm hungry)
> No
> May be

> Do You Smoke?

> No
> Yes, light smoker
> Yes, I smoke X (crack)

> Do you Drink?
> No
> Yes, socially
> Yes, regular X (how else can I face the world? My life is a miserable wreck)

> Education Level

> College
> Masters
> PhD
> Trade School
> High School
> None X (my daddy taught me how to grab my ankles)

> Height 4'6"

> Weight 190

> Hair Color black

> Eye Color brown

> Now say a little about yourself:
I am a hideously inept social freak who gets sexual pleasure from "cumming" here and masturbatig over these posts on ths message board.

> final question: Are you an obsessed Moz fan who spends way to much time on
> this message board?

> of course.

Yes this was made for twisted sickos like me

Is it possible to keep a straight face?

> You are a :
> Male
> Female

Female

> You want to meet :
> Male
> Female
> Not looking

My soulmate. Oh please god please drop him down from the sky in a hefty bag with my name on it!

But seriously...
I'd like to meet someone who can convince me that there's datable men out there.

> Relationship Type :
> Not Looking
> A friend/penpal
> Dating
> Marriage Minded

Not looking but I'll take a friend if they throw themselves at me.

> Marital Status
> Single
> Divorced
> Separated
> Married

I think therefore I am single.

> Your Income
> Less $10K
> $10,000
> $20,000
> $30,000
> $40,000
> $50,000
> $60,000
> $70,000
> $80,000
> $90,000
> $100,000
> $120,000
> $140,000
> $160,000
> $180,000
> $200,000
> Above $200k

Above $200k. I drive a Mercedes, eat truffles in bed, and spend most of
my free time on Rodeo drive.

> Your Race :

> White
> Black
> Asian
> Hispanic
> Native American
> Greasetea
> Other

White.

> Your Religion :
> Not Religious
> Catholic
> Christian
> Jewish
> Muslim
> Hindu
> New Age
> Other

Not Religious. Not religious. Not religious. I guess I should be more specific, I'm an atheist. I so badly wanted to say new age though.

> Do You Have Children?
> No
> Yes, not with me
> Yes, they live with me

No.

> Do You Want Children?
> Yes
> No
> May be

No.

> Do You Smoke?
> No
> Yes, light smoker
> Yes, I smoke

Of course not.

> Do you Drink?
> No
> Yes, socially
> Yes, regular

Yes, constantly. At parties, when I wake up, before bed, when I'm depressed, when I'm happy. Whenever necessary.

> Education Level
> College
> Masters
> PhD
> Trade School
> High School
> None

High school, by the skin of my teeth.

> Height
> Weight
> Hair Color
> Eye Color

Who cares.

> Now say a little about yourself:

I'm deliriously fun to be around, I'm sweet, adventurous, and I don't eat meat. I love fog, art, music, literature, and the color green. When I'm not strolling down Rodeo drive I tend to be seen around dark alleys, wearing black, and stuttering incohesivley about the cruelties of life.

Really? That bad huh? Damn Damn Damn!

I have beautiful green eyes, I'm strong as horse, 100% male, romantic, blonde, and I want you now! E mail me: beau28@aol.com

> Is it possible to keep a straight face?

> Female

> My soulmate. Oh please god please drop him down from the sky in a hefty
> bag with my name on it!

> But seriously...
> I'd like to meet someone who can convince me that there's datable men out
> there.

> Not looking but I'll take a friend if they throw themselves at me.

> I think therefore I am single.

> Above $200k. I drive a Mercedes, eat truffles in bed, and spend most of
> my free time on Rodeo drive.

> White.

> Not Religious. Not religious. Not religious. I guess I should be more
> specific, I'm an atheist. I so badly wanted to say new age though.

> No.

> No.

> Of course not.

> Yes, constantly. At parties, when I wake up, before bed, when I'm
> depressed, when I'm happy. Whenever necessary.

> High school, by the skin of my teeth.

> Who cares.

> I'm deliriously fun to be around, I'm sweet, adventurous, and I don't eat
> meat. I love fog, art, music, literature, and the color green. When I'm
> not strolling down Rodeo drive I tend to be seen around dark alleys,
> wearing black, and stuttering incohesivley about the cruelties of life.

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He's probably a woodsman
> 100% male? What does that mean?

you're a girl and I'm a boy
la la la la la la la

Can I second that?

Thats what we keep your mom around for jackweed. shes good at washing dishes,blowing me,all that.

that's incorrect. Give russ's mom a buck,so she can blow blow she a dirty whore and we all know know.