I see the animalistic Mike Tyson has been denied a license to fight the dull and dubiously-English Lennox Lewis. No great loss, the fight would have been screened at about 5 in the morning, Lewis would outjabbed Mad Mike and Tyson would have bitten off one of Lewis' dreadlocks.

Whatever happened to the working class heroes fighting and losing in front of their home crowds in smoky halls- come back Saturday night boxing, Barry McGuigan, Harry Carpenter and The Dark Destroyer.

I remember watching Glen McGory (or was it McCory) live from Eston Leisure Centre on Tyne Tees. Thems were the days!

If left my mobile at home and I havn't got your work number on me. Give me a call back!