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An Insult A Day Keeps The Esteem At Bay January 26, 2002, 06:42 AM 10. Mark's dad
9. Kelly's dad
8. Scott's dad
7. Sarah's dad
6. Dan's uncle
5. Mike's dad
4. Jessica's dad
3. Stacey's dad
2. his own dad
1. Rosey Palm
bruce January 26, 2002, 01:17 PM this might sound stupid, i dunno, but why the fuck does everyone lay into proper so much?
greasetea January 26, 2002, 02:23 PM If you have to ask, then go fu.ck your dad too you nimrod. Seriously pal, don't shoot your mouth until you know the fu.cking shot. Okay? Okay.
bruce January 26, 2002, 07:38 PM
Alexander the swoose (half a swan-half a goose) January 26, 2002, 09:33 PM And my dad too, unfortunatelly. Poor Proper.
> 10. Mark's dad
> 9. Kelly's dad
> 8. Scott's dad
> 7. Sarah's dad
> 6. Dan's uncle
> 5. Mike's dad
> 4. Jessica's dad
> 3. Stacey's dad
> 2. his own dad
> 1. Rosey Palm
hey nony nony January 26, 2002, 11:30 PM > 10. Mark's dad's pooper!
> 9. Kelly's dad 's pooper!
> 8. Scott's dad's pooper !
> 7. Sarah's dad's pooper!
> 6. Dan's uncle's pooper !
> 5. Mike's dad 's pooper!
> 4. Jessica's dad's pooper!
> 3. Stacey's dad 's pooper!
> 2. his own dad 's pooper!
> 1. Rosey Palm(put up his own pooper! )
this is the real one...
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 03:06 AM I think that list would read something more like this:britney spears,your mom,everyone's mom(except mine),Carmen electra,cindy crawford,katie holms,jolene blalock,alisa milano,women I can give a dirty trombone to,and a woman who has a nice turd cutter and a nice set of funbags
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 03:09 AM Its simple bruce,Jealousy! they're mad because they know(like we do) that their moms are flat out filthy,bottom feeding,dirty sloppy whores. Just because I prove that to them time and time again,is no reason for them to get back at me. DSee,once again,they only add to the problem. They think their dribble is funny,it's not. Nothing they say or do will offend me. But it seems my mom jokes have touched a nerve with some people?? Its cool,I have fun with it.
An Insult A Day Keeps The Esteem At Bay January 27, 2002, 05:26 AM Yes Mr. Proper, that would be the list of a straight man. Unfortunately we all know you're a big old WeHo alley homo trolling the streets for another Daddy. Give it up, Chump. You can't cyber-screw moms while in reality screw dads without people eventually finding out about it.
> I think that list would read something more like this:britney spears,your
> mom,everyone's mom(except mine),Carmen electra,cindy crawford,katie
> holms,jolene blalock,alisa milano,women I can give a dirty trombone to,and
> a woman who has a nice turd cutter and a nice set of funbags
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 07:01 AM In reality I screwed your mom so I guess your points moot right?? youyr a bag of fleeb wrapped in sh.it. Your moms ass looks like ricota cheese in a plastic bag. I dont do guys,you might,I dont.While you like to drss up in bugs bunny outfits and take turns with your neighbor blowing your cat,me on the other hand,I like to bang women and lots of them. What I wouldnt do to be able to take a nice hindau suqat over your mom again and sh.it on her face then feed her yoshinoya soup.
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 07:03 AM At the very top of my list,it clearly reads that i shat on your mom while she was stroking me off and licking my ass. So,that would make your mom a sh.it eater right??
hey nony nony January 27, 2002, 07:08 AM > At the very top of my list,it clearly reads that i shat on your mom while
> she was stroking me off and licking my ass. So,that would make your mom a
> sh.it eater right??
Proof as ALWAYS ,Mr. Proper proffers a preference for the pooper or its products.
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 07:17 AM The only "pooper" I pr(with an e not an o)e f(with one f Like Fu.ck you,not 2) belongs to that slob you call your mom. But thanks for playing. Since you like talking about poopers so much,I think your the one who likes them?? I think so,thats all the sh.it that seems to come out of your mouth(your mom has my spooge coming out of hers) lately. either buy a fuggin friend,or stop jacking yourself off or maybe even stop staring at your neighbors cat ok??
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 07:21 AM Hey ignoranus,when youlearn how to spell simple words like and but or prefer,then maybe,just maybe you can get involved in the discussion ok? know how to spell whore? thats easy,look at your mom and theres the answer. See how easy that was?
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 07:29 AM I think you need to heed your own advice there sh.itstain on a stick with yoshinoya sprinkled on it(or me in your mom)whichever you'd prefer jackalope face.
An Insult A Day Keeps The Esteem At Bay January 27, 2002, 07:39 AM Mr. Proper: Oh Daddy, I love you
Mr. Proper's Dad: And I love they way you love to love my bootay
Mr. Proper: Yeah Daddy, Mommy just didn't appreciate it, but you like my little weinie, don't you Daddy
MPD: Oh yeah, son, yeah, Daddy likes
Mr. Proper: Tell me what it reminds you of Daddy
MPD: It reminds me of a toothpick. Pick my teeth again with it, Son. Yeah, pick Daddy's teeth with that little thing again.
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 07:44 AM Maybe you need to look in your moms but for the rest of my little wang?? you might find it there,you may not. You might find it in her anus,you may not. You might find the rest in her mouth,you may not. You might find the rest in your ssister,you may not. You will however I can assure you,may find it in YOUR mouth from you blowing me last night. Nice try anus. I have all night,which is less than I can say for your mom. She lays there like a rabbit,thats no fun. I hear she likes it when I sh.it on her face??
Mr.Proper January 27, 2002, 07:46 AM So, your dads a homo just like you,so I guess you saying Father and son should read like father like son? is that it anus of the day makes people like you go away? then why are you still here rimjob?? Your too stupid to even realize what your name means? come back and talk to me when your mom has more money to give me for sex and you have grown,bought,stole or traded for some more brains ok??
An Insult A Day Keeps The Esteem At Bay January 27, 2002, 07:57 AM My mom was telling me the other day how you'd come over to her house and cry on her shoulder that time your Daddy cut you off for 2 weeks. She said you were so sad and didn't understand why your Daddy wouldn't slip you the schlong anymore. She called your Dad and asked what was wrong between you two and he told her that he didn't like how toothy you'd get on him. A scraping tooth doesn't really feel good down there, ya know. Curl your lips over your teeth next time, that's how he likes it.
Mr.Proper's brother January 27, 2002, 04:23 PM Your a one eyed,jackmutt pie. Yeah yeah yeah. You must speak from experience then huh homo boy??you know so much about the homo life,I think it's you who cant come to grips with the fact that I bang your mom on a regular basis and she wont give you any? it's cool,I dont go to your work and say"paper or plastic?" so dont fugg with me here ok? thanks. As always,How can I have sex with your dad or my dad for that matter if I have sex with your mom? that makes no sense. Stop trying to be slick,d.ick. your not,nor will you ever be Mr.Proper. Even though you so desperately try to be accepted,it ain't working out for ya.
Mr.Proper's brother January 27, 2002, 04:27 PM Your mom was telling me what great lover I was. Then,you walked in and wondered why you were able to climb out of the bag during her failed abortion that produced you? who knows,but I think we need to get rid of you again. She said I hit all her spots right,which of course I did. Just because you couldnt get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons is no reason to get shi.tty with me. Be proud that noone wants you,look at how much money you'll save on dinners by jackin yourself off. By the way,your name should read:an insult aday,keeps an anus like you away.
Alexander the swoose (half a swan-half a goose) January 27, 2002, 09:41 PM
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