Ok, so here's the dirt on Mr. Proper's Mommy infatuation and underlying closet homosexuality. You ready? Hold on to your hats folks, this is too Jerry Springer...

The reason Mr. Proper goes on and on about banging Moms is because, yes he banged his own Mom for years. But here's where the homosexual twist comes in. What looked like his "Mom" to outsiders was actually his Dad dressed up like a woman. His real Mom split with a truck-drivin' beer drinkin' flannel wearin' lesbian when he was only 8 years old. Yes, sad but true, Mr. Proper's "Mom" is actually his Dad.

Mr. Proper just can't get enough of his Momdad. There love affair is fiercely passionate and stomach turning. It's gotten so bad that now he spends his time in Yoshinoya checking out other Dads while pretending to be looking at the Moms. How pathetic is that! If you're ever in West Hollywood with your parents keep a tight reign on your father or he just might be Proper's next victim.




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No whats funny is when you look at yourself naked in the mirror. try that,that's too fuggin fuuny rimjob.

No, what would be funny is to see you naked in a locker room. You don't even need a key to get into your locker, you just pick the lock open with your teeny weeny!!

> No whats funny is when you look at yourself naked in the mirror. try
> that,that's too fuggin fuuny rimjob.

Why? is she going to see YOUR image in her mirror? Mr. Proper, you've lost another good oportunity to keep your mouth clean. You enjoy eating shit, I see.

Son, I've missed you so much ever since you ran off with your Uncle. Momdad is so sad you're gone and I want you to come home. I promise I won't wear your pink silky panties from Victoria's Secret ever again, I promise. I'll even let you borrow that little blue bra you bought me for Sweetest Day. Momdaddy misses you honey and I need you here banging me. Please stop banging your Uncle and come home. I need you in me Son, no one else can do it like you do. You know I can't handle a real man in my bootay and that's why I need your little cocktail weinie here at home with me where it belongs.

I love you honey,

Momdaddy

Hey rimjob,How can i be a homo if i bang your mom? so,my moms a whore,big deal. I still dont get this whole Mr.propers a homo thing anyways. your all jealous because you want to fugg me. its cool,but as I always say,My ass says exit only. I like girls and lots of them. just like your mom,who likes guys and lots of them. thats why your mom and I get along so well,we have something in common. if i were to bang rodman,I would want him to pay me,but since he's broke,hes just anotha broke bloke.

That was so funny i forgot to laugh anus.

That makes about as much sense as you bangin the milk man. your a real hoot,you know that? dont try to be funny,you cannot be. thats your problem,your trying to be something you ain't. Just like now,your tryin to be cool and you aint.

Actually,what was cool is when I saht on your moms face after our latest love fest. She really digz sh.it,thus would be the reasoning for her still being with your dad I guess? man,your mom has a cooch like a clownz pocket. she must have sucked off quite a few baboons to get that way? elephants too? man,what a woman. Your moms so dumb,she got fired at her job from the M&M facotyr for throwing away all the W's. Next time,try to come real rimjob

> Hey rimjob,How can i be straight if i bang your dad? so,my dads a whore,big
> deal. I still dont get this whole Mr.propers straight thing anyways. your
> all jealous because you want to fugg me. its cool,but as I always say,My
> ass says "open 24 hours, parking in rear". I like dads and lots of them. just like your dad,who
> likes guys and lots of them. thats why your dad and I get along so well,we
> have something in common. if i were to bang rodman,I would want him to lay me,but since he's broke,hes just anotha freebie.

> No, what would be funny is to see you naked in a locker room. You don't
> even need a key to get into your locker, you just pick the lock open with
> your teeny weeny!!
Its not locks Mr. Proper picks with his poor puny pecker,its perfect pink puckered poopers!

> Actually,what was cool is when I saht on your moms face after our latest
> love fest. She really digz sh.it,thus would be the reasoning for her still
> being with your dad I guess? man,your mom has a cooch like a clownz
> pocket. she must have sucked off quite a few baboons to get that way?
> elephants too? man,what a woman. Your moms so dumb,she got fired at her
> job from the M&M facotyr for throwing away all the W's. Next time,try to
> come real rimjob

Sure, dumbass, but there's just one detail you need to know: I'm a girl. And yes, my mom is a dumb, but even a dumb wouldn't have sex with a guy with that little thing between legs. Man, you ate shit again. he he he

>thats why your mom and I get along so well,we
> have something in common.

Yeah, you both enjoy men, eh?

DONT YOU DARE TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT. HE OWES MY CAULIFLOWER A*S AND STINKING DRIPPY P*SSY LIPS A LICKING. HE ALSO OWES MY MAN-BOOBS A KISSING. WHEN HE'S DONE WITH ALL THAT HE WILL REMOVE MY DIAPER AND BURY IT IN OUR BACK YARD ALONG WITH ALL OF THOSE CUTE LITTLE MORRISSEY FANS AND THE FAMILY DOG(I WONT DARE LET THOSE CHINESE RESTAURANTS GET MY DEAR FLUFFY). HE WILL TAKE MY BACK RAZOR TO THE RAZOR SHARPENER AND ALSO USE A BLOW TORCH TO BURN MY A*S HAIR. SURE, MY SON'S A LOSER, BUT HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO CUT MOMMA'S NAVEL HAIR REAL GOOD. HE ALSO KNOWS HOW TO MELT THE CHOCOLATE THAT I PUT ALL OVER MY CUSTOMERS PRIVATE PARTS. DON'T ASK FOR A FREEBIE, MY SON'S GRANDFATHER ALREADY GOT ONE. ALL YOU MORRISSEY SUCKERS MUST PAY FULL PRICE CAUSE YOU ARE ALL WIERD(OR GAY).

mR. pROPER'S MOM.

> Son, I've missed you so much ever since you ran off with your Uncle.
> Momdad is so sad you're gone and I want you to come home. I promise I
> won't wear your pink silky panties from Victoria's Secret ever again, I
> promise. I'll even let you borrow that little blue bra you bought me for
> Sweetest Day. Momdaddy misses you honey and I need you here banging me.
> Please stop banging your Uncle and come home. I need you in me Son, no one
> else can do it like you do. You know I can't handle a real man in my
> bootay and that's why I need your little cocktail weinie here at home with
> me where it belongs.

> I love you honey,

> Momdaddy

Wow,sounds to me like you have a bit of an emotional problem ahh??look,I dont have a mom me and my dad share yours ok? now then,The only things I was shaving were these: your mommas underarms(she looked like chewbacca) and her cooch(which smelled like the stench from your upper lip after you gave the neighbors dog a good blow).My mom,the whore you claim she aint,is a good clean women,just because shes too good to give it to my dad is no reason to get upset. Hey,my mom knows how to deal,is that my fault? no,just like its not my fault that your sister,mom,girlfriend and all the women youve ever dated call me and want me to give them my toolbox right in their tremendously tight turd cutters. Can I help it if I give them what they want?? by the way,tell your mom,if she doesnt have my money,Ill repossess your house and youll be out on the street eating government cheese with the rest of the fuggknuckles out there ok???

Sounds to Mr.Proper like Ive hit a nerve about your mom being a whore? well,if she didnt want to make that news leak out,she shouldnt have been so willing to give it up to those two moose's behind my house,the dog on my porch,the cat on my lawn and the babboon in your room.?? Maybe then she could've been more of a woman?? Its easy to hate me for being me,its cool,Im not mad. I am what I am though. The guy who had sex no less than 10 times with your mom(how do you think she got the car and clothes she wears now? ) You should be calling ME dad. Your problem is your an abortion who learned how to crawl out of plastic bags, Got it anus?