Surely the Brits could win ANY war if they apply themselves and think creatively. With their lack of hygiene and the nauseous smell of the general public, all they have to do is drop a few of their citizens in the middle of the battlefield and the enemy will either run in terror or puke themselves to death from the stench.

> Surely the Brits could win ANY war if they apply themselves and think
> creatively. With their lack of hygiene and the nauseous smell of the
> general public, all they have to do is drop a few of their citizens in the
> middle of the battlefield and the enemy will either run in terror or puke
> themselves to death from the stench.

Don't they bake the most AWFUL scones though? I think you'll agree.