Ok, so I met up with Mr. Proper the other day. I had to meet this guy. After an hour of "I screwed your mom" jokes, Mr. Proper takes me back to his place for a few more beers. I'm drunk, stumbling around and the next thing I know Mr. Proper is BEGGING me to let him suck my ___k! I'm all like, "Mr. Proper, I thought you were straight" and he's like "No friggin way cuntelope pie, give me your schlongity dong and give it to me now!!". He started crying so I let him have it.

It wouldn't have been so bad if he wouldn't have kept asking me to call him Mommy.

You're lucky he didn't pull out his leather studded tinkerbells and ass beads. He also loves saying, "want some Penis butter and KY Jelly sandwiches?" as if its funny enough to drop trousers and stick it up like an ostrich on Sunday.

> Ok, so I met up with Mr. Proper the other day. I had to meet this guy.
> After an hour of "I screwed your mom" jokes, Mr. Proper takes me
> back to his place for a few more beers. I'm drunk, stumbling around and
> the next thing I know Mr. Proper is BEGGING me to let him suck my ___k!
> I'm all like, "Mr. Proper, I thought you were straight" and he's
> like "No friggin way cuntelope pie, give me your schlongity dong and
> give it to me now!!". He started crying so I let him have it.

> It wouldn't have been so bad if he wouldn't have kept asking me to call
> him Mommy.
Didn't he ask to pound your pink puckered pooper????

> Didn't he ask to pound your pink puckered pooper????

OH SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have no idea of how boring you are.

> OH SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have no idea of how boring you
> are.
Oh, yes I do.... I'm a Moz fan!

That was so funny I almost laughed. Nice try rimjob.

doez this person know how to party or what?

I think it was more like: you came up to me in a bar,after i shoveled down another slice o' pizza,you begged me to leave your mom and sister's cracks alone. I refused and you then became violent and said(with your gay lover kurt sinjin sitting next to you blowing sweet kisses in your ear)'Goddam it Mr.Proper,you really are da sh.it" I know already. "my Mom says your the biggest guy she's ever been with. last night,she kept calling you daddy and slamming her head against the head board. I was really worried. When i woke up that morning,i asked her why she did this and she replied,because Mr.proper is not only the schit,but his dong is the size of a horses. She told me that i make your dad look like pee wee(and I mean pee wee) herman." No biggie,i get that all the time. Nice try though rimjob.

Actually,you and your whole pink puckered pooper thing is about as old as those schit stained underwear you had on the other week. Come up with some new material you fleeb infested cun.trag.

Mr. Proper, you are my guru!

> Mr. Proper, you are my guru!

Hey Nony, you are one of the crabs that Mr. Proper gave me biting my nutsack.

> I think it was more like: you came up to me in a bar,after i shoveled down
> another slice o' pizza,you begged me to leave your mom and sister's cracks
> alone. I refused and you then became violent and said(with your gay lover
> kurt sinjin sitting next to you blowing sweet kisses in your ear)'Goddam
> it Mr.Proper,you really are da sh.it" I know already. "my Mom
> says your the biggest guy she's ever been with. last night,she kept
> calling you daddy and slamming her head against the head board. I was
> really worried. When i woke up that morning,i asked her why she did this
> and she replied,because Mr.proper is not only the schit,but his dong is
> the size of a horses. She told me that i make your dad look like pee
> wee(and I mean pee wee) herman." No biggie,i get that all the time.
> Nice try though rimjob.

Hey Mr Proper, these guys sure are making you look foolish...

> doez this person know how to party or what?

This person is more the willing to spread her shit all over your big nose, you stupid greased tea wannabe. The only chance you have to avoid my ass on your mouth is saying something useful or at least clever, but since this is a miracle, I just will ask you to clean up the brown on your teeth. Oh, and find a nice dick to suck, by the way. Perhaps having your mouth busy, you stop to post here.

speaking of having a full mouth,why dont you heed that same advice? afterall,how do you think the term rimjob came about?? you were there licking butts and sucking nutts and you became the authority on that subject from the lookz of it?? Just like your the authority of being a whore. you spread your scrawny little leach infested,crotch cricket carrying vaginal region for every tom,di.ck and harry in the country. You know what the only good thing about you is? when your out suck.ing someone off. next time you want to speak,take the co.ck out of your mouth alreight whore? thanks. As for me bangin you? not on your worst day. C'mon out to corona and find me jackmutt soup,Ill give you a real treat when I shine my boot in your eye.

you are one of the blisters on your mommas cooty that i gave to her. Who better to pass it to than your whore mom? if i cant have it,she should.

> speaking of having a full mouth,why dont you heed that same advice?
> afterall,how do you think the term rimjob came about?? you were there
> licking butts and sucking nutts and you became the authority on that
> subject from the lookz of it?? Just like your the authority of being a
> whore. you spread your scrawny little leach infested,crotch cricket
> carrying vaginal region for every tom,di.ck and harry in the country. You
> know what the only good thing about you is? when your out suck.ing someone
> off. next time you want to speak,take the co.ck out of your mouth alreight
> whore? thanks. As for me bangin you? not on your worst day. C'mon out to
> corona and find me jackmutt soup,Ill give you a real treat when I shine my
> boot in your eye.

Oh, but dear, how can you say that, after eating all that amount of shit last night? Just because you had enough of my shit in your tongue? Ok, I know, you need another mom to give you what you need: that funny brown colour in your teeth.

> you are one of the blisters on your mommas cooty that i gave to her. Who
> better to pass it to than your whore mom? if i cant have it,she should.

The only thing you can give to a mom is an embarrasing moment, love.